Women Try 'Manspreading' NSFW (Minor crotch-related stuff) get your internet cocks out everyone

[Carlito]

Tudd can you at least name a fruit that it compares to, so we have an idea?

[editline]23rd June 2017[/editline]

Or maybe a variety of continental sausage?

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=Carlito;52391999]Tudd can you at least name a fruit that it compares to, so we have an idea?

[editline]23rd June 2017[/editline]

Or maybe a variety of continental sausage?[/QUOTE]

Is it more zucchini or pickle sized? or is like a squash?

[LawnBriefing]

I don't like the idea of labelling people being general jerks with gendered labels like "manspreading" and "mansplaining", both sexes have people capable of being unthoughtful or rude towards others it's not a fucking gender thing and trying to point it out and label it as "the patriarchy!!1!" only serves to create more of a gap between the sexes if we have to punish men specifically for being rude.

[Arc Nova]

[QUOTE=Carlito;52391999]Tudd can you at least name a fruit that it compares to, so we have an idea?

[/QUOTE]

have you ever heard the tale of the legendary giant cucumber

[Sheer Visor]

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52392054]have you ever heard the tale of the legendary giant cucumber[/QUOTE]

I thought not, it's not a story the liberals would tell you. it's a GOP legend. Tudds cock was a large dick of the right, so large and girthy that he could use his thoughts to influence his blood to create a massive erection... He had such knowledge of large cocks, he couldn't even sit with his legs closed on the bus. The right side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many cock sizes some consider to be unnatural. He became so erect... The only thing he was afraid of was losing his erection, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Facepunch everything he knew, then the website laughed at him in his sleep. Ironic. He could tell others how big his cock was, but not prove it.

[Sgman91]

The whole idea of it not being comfortable for many men to sit with their legs closed being about having a dick and balls is dumb IMO. I'm sure there's a tiny minority of men who have that problem, but generally, it has a lot more to do with hip structure and having much larger thighs than most women.

[carcarcargo]

I wasn't expecting 4 pages of discussion on Tudd's erections when I entered this thread tbh

[Sheer Visor]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;52394979]I wasn't expecting 4 pages of discussion on Tudd's erections when I entered this thread tbh[/QUOTE]

a happy surprise

[Not DuCT]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52395574]a happy surprise[/QUOTE]

Better than most Tudd derailments.

[SGT-Spartans]

woops, sorry, sarcasm not accepted.

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;52395706]who da fuck cares in reality most of us are basement dwelling dorks who never go outside or interact with real human bean anyways.

Arent we all here for gmod rp??????[/QUOTE]

I don't know about you, but my job makes me interact with 20 or more people per day

I'm a sales person for the most part so my entire job is going out and talking to people and convincing them to buy my shit

[Tetsmega]

I can't sit with my legs together without smashing my balls because I have thicc thighs

:terrists:

[SGT-Spartans]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;52395728]I don't know about you, but my job makes me interact with 20 or more people per day

I'm a sales person for the most part so my entire job is going out and talking to people and convincing them to buy my shit[/QUOTE]

was a joke my dude

[gbtygfvyg]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;52390143]Unless you're like a horny teenager in the middle or fresh out of puberty you really shouldn't be popping random boners out in public.[/QUOTE]

I'm 24 and I still pop random boners numerous times a day.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;52396025]I'm 24 and I still pop random boners numerous times a day.[/QUOTE]

Sorry

you have boneritus

[editline]24th June 2017[/editline]

AKA: maleitus

[viper__]

What if we get really sexual about spreading our legs, then anyone getting angry would be slutshaming?

[CirclesofJerk]

my dick is permanently erect its a bad condition thanks but i just hide it in my mouth checkmate tudd

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;52395788]was a joke my dude[/QUOTE]

Sorry I can't tell, it's the most overused, lowest hanging fruit joke and I don't think it was ever funny and it's been said unironically more times than I can count

[thrawn2787]

Note to self don't talk about your definitely-not-small penis on a forum this gay

[Hezzy]

Only FP could take a non-issue such as Manspreading and turn it into a thread discussing boners in public

Well played

[Shift28]

it actually hurts for me tho, I swear...

Like I get maybe its not everyone, but I cant sit like that for more than 20 minutes without discomfort

I get why you would manspread

I get sweaty and itchy/ achy after an hour at least

[Curls]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;52398007]Note to self don't talk about your definitely-not-small penis on a forum this gay[/QUOTE]

So guys, about thrawn2787s Penis

[Matrix374]

I'm jealous of people who get random boners in adulthood because I have to get it primed and ready instead of just whipping it out and settling it right then and now.

[SGT-Spartans]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;52396810]Sorry I can't tell, it's the most overused, lowest hanging fruit joke and I don't think it was ever funny and it's been said unironically more times than I can count[/QUOTE]

calm down bud, don't blow a gasket over a forum post not even directed at you.