• If Lovecraft had taught SEX Ed
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Jesus Christ that's some passionate narrator!
MY JAW CAN NOT DROP LOW ENOUGH [editline]26th May 2011[/editline] OH GOD THEY'RE MOVING ONTO THE PENIS
Oh look at thi.. [IMG]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/041/426/original/1265942700844.gif?1267097769[/IMG]
If that narrator read every single book I wanted his payment would be two blank checks.
the p'n's goes in to the v'g'n'a
What is this I don't even :iiam:
The ending was pure genius.
[QUOTE=McNab;30072582]what is lovecraft anyhoo?[/QUOTE] H.P. Lovecraft was a famous horror writer, his stories often focused on evil, ancient, god-like monsters from other dimensions, the most famous one being tentacled, winged sea-beast, Cuthulu. (You can hear a few of the names of Lovecraft's monsters being uttered during the "orgy" scene in the above film.) The short film is being narrated in the style of one of Lovecraft's stories. It's funny because "Vagina" does kinda sound like the name of a monster that Lovecraft would make up.
Wait.. What?
The music reminds me of Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds.
[QUOTE=Hakita;30076466]The music reminds me of Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds.[/QUOTE] It sounds like a perfect black metal intro to me - imagine the narration up to the first VAGINA then crank out distorted lyrics and growls and shit
So that how it is :O btw, old but pure awesomeness [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco[/media]
I always thought Lovecraft was a guy
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30077391]I always thought Lovecraft was a guy[/QUOTE] He is.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30077391]I always thought Lovecraft was a guy[/QUOTE] Nope, definitely a woman. [img]http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gent.jpg[/img]
he was also a dead set racist with a phobia of sea creatures. Alot of these things show in his writing. Dosn't mean he isn't a fucking good horror writer though.
That was a bit odd. *shudder*
[QUOTE=Motherfucker;30077682]he was also a dead set racist with a phobia of sea creatures. Alot of these things show in his writing. Dosn't mean he isn't a fucking good horror writer though.[/QUOTE] I didn't know about his phobia of sea creatures. Explains a lot though.
What the flying fuck.
[QUOTE=Hakita;30077567] [img]http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/gent.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Now, this is the picture of possibly the most demented man to ever walk the earth. That's what made him a genius. I would kill thousands of newborns if it meant I could write like him, [i]think[/i] like him. I have always wondered what made him write those kinds of stories.
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