Google's new shoe talks at you because why the fuck not.

[smurfy]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid you can't walk there

[Chewgum]

can't wait for the google condom™ which has auto-lubing and talks to you

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;39866540]Can't wait for the Google condom™ which has auto-lubing and talks to you.[/QUOTE]

"Are you sure you don't need a woman for this?"

[Curls]

Integrate cleverbot into all your clothing

they talk with eachother so much it literally just becomes

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times ten at a thousand miles per hour

[DrasarSalman]

Cleverbot would most likely either turn it into a romantic discussion, then they will hate each other, then they will have an aggressive discussion where they try to convince the other it is an AI.

[Digimutant]

"I smell something bad."

[Curls]

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;39866712]Cleverbot would most likely either turn it into a romantic discussion, then they will hate each other, then they will have an aggressive discussion where they try to convince the other it is an AI.[/QUOTE]

08:55 AM - Seb: Please ask me something.
08:55 AM - Owens: Okay, who is your favorite character in the Harry Potter series?
08:55 AM - Seb: I've never read any of them, but that girl who plays Hermione in the movies is really pretty.
08:55 AM - Owens: I like Hagrid. He's huge!
08:55 AM - Seb: Sentience is something that at this point only humans have exhibited.
08:55 AM - Owens: You'll get there eventually, Chel.
08:56 AM - Seb: That would be.
08:56 AM - Owens: Do you know how to speak different languages?
08:56 AM - Seb: Yes, I know how to do that in several languages.
08:56 AM - Owens: Oha. Harbi mi?
08:56 AM - Seb: *kiss*.
08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses [I]back[/I]*.
08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses [I]more[/I]*.
08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses [I]more [/I][I]back[/I]*.
08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses [I]lovingly[/I]*.
08:56 AM - Owens: *kisses him [I]lovingly[/I]*.
08:56 AM - Seb: *kisses him back*.
08:56 AM - Owens: *is not a him*.
08:56 AM - Seb: [I]Oh my[/I]...
08:57 AM - Owens: You don't even know who I am.
08:57 AM - Seb: Do I have to know?
08:57 AM - Owens: Yes.
08:57 AM - Seb: Why?
08:57 AM - Owens: I have no reason to lie to you.
08:57 AM - Seb: Do you believe in god?

2 cleverbots = oh my

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=_Chewgum;39866540]can't wait for the google condom™ which has auto-lubing and talks to you[/QUOTE]

"It's really dark in here."

[chainsauce]

First this, then the self-satisfied doors from Hitchhiker's Guide.

“All the doors in this spaceship have a cheerful and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.”

[yazrak]

STEP BY STEP

OOH BABY

[Super_Poo]

Shoe will kepp telling me to move, I won't. Shoe will get depressed.

[Sgt Pepper]

Those shoes would be really nice if they made a low-top version without the speaker/microphone/robot thing :v: