KORMIT THE FREG

[Kite_shugo]

You've reacted perfectly in this thread OP

kormit is my new deity in the empire of GoldenBalls

I will build a shrine to kormit

[Hodd Toward]

I wonder if Kormit knows the plural of wood.

[P1X3L N1NJA]

My only regret is that I have....boneitis

[Viero]

[QUOTE=Lomme;43972008]I wonder if Kormit knows the plural of wood.[/QUOTE]

It's not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner

[GoldenBalls]

[IMG]http://oi59.tinypic.com/2j691rt.jpg[/IMG]

I recently entered a design into a t-shirt contest, and as of today,
I've been told in an email, that it's been approved by the judges to be voted on among the other entries.

I have about a week to try and get as many "5"ish rating votes as possible, to be in with a chance of winning.

I don't suppose if any of you have enjoyed Kormit thus far, you would consider doing me a solid, clicking this link, and hitting the big number 5 button below would you?

[URL]https://www.threadless.com/designs/simply-stimpy-2[/URL]

Thanks either way. I don't use social networking like Facebook and Twitter,
so I don't really have an audience for things like this.

[editline]19th February 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;43972710]My only regret is that I have....boneitis[/QUOTE]

I've been waiting for someone to finally make that reference!

Congratulations. Here, have a custom Kormit picture:

[IMG]http://oi62.tinypic.com/wwhu9l.jpg[/IMG]

[OluapPlayer]

Kormit meets Kermit

Do it Ben

[GoldenBalls]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wix7kEp38sY[/media]

KORMIT HAS RETURNED!

[ThisFire]

Oh my god that scream at 0:32 had me in tears.

[lonefirewarrior]

That scream was thoroughly disturbing.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;44070159]That scream was thoroughly disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Only the dead know peace from this evil.

[JoeJohns]

[QUOTE=GoldenBalls;44070043][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wix7kEp38sY[/media]

KORMIT HAS RETURNED![/QUOTE]

that fucking ending

[Saucy]

these is now my favorite videos of all time

[Snickerdoodle]

You should seriously start a thing where people can pay you to make videos of him saying whatever is requested.

[Snickerdoodle]

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

Damn.

[AlphaAGENT]

[QUOTE=GoldenBalls;44070043][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wix7kEp38sY[/media]

KORMIT HAS RETURNED![/QUOTE]

Can I get a gif of 0:30 to 0:38?

Also, 0:45 had me in tears.

[HybridTheroy]

if you should ever get a comfortable setup on the go, kormit on omegle would be pure gold

[Snickerdoodle]

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;44074265]Can I get a gif of 0:30 to 0:38?

Also, 0:45 had me in tears.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A4baRGn.gif[/IMG]

[KristoferKSR]

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44077514][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A4baRGn.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I think I love you.

[ThisFire]

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44077514][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A4baRGn.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That is amazing.

[KristoferKSR]

[QUOTE=Rapist;44077726]I think I love you.[/QUOTE]

This was directed to GoldenBalls in hope of a kormit image!

[BrickInTheHead]

i know you're a hobbyist but you should actually try to intern at jim henson corp, that would own

[GoldenBalls]

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44077514][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A4baRGn.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I've never been gifified before. I feel strange.

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;44081430]i know you're a hobbyist but you should actually try to intern at jim henson corp, that would own[/QUOTE]

I considered it once upon a time, but they are infamously strict with who they take in.

I've seen countless amounts of video auditions over on the Muppet Central Forums, from people who can not only puppeteer better than I can, but can also build puppets better than I can.

And even they've been turned down.

Thanks for the support though!

[QUOTE=Rapist;44081077]This was directed to GoldenBalls in hope of a kormit image![/QUOTE]

Consider it done next time I take him out.

[Sokrates]

Oh man, you need to make a sound recording for my ringtone. Do you take requests?
[sp]"Hey Riad. Pick up the phone... Helloooo? HEY, pick up the phone you lazy arab"[/sp]
[sp] Message tone: "You got a text you bum"

pretty please[/sp]

[GoldenBalls]

[video=youtube;SsEvzVPahNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsEvzVPahNc[/video]

I still haven't found my camera.

For now, enjoy this short I just did with my phone.

[Dr.C]

Kowai video onii-chan

[Devil Traitor]

Kermit is so sparkly! And scary!

[Daemon White]

Holy fuck that was terrifying. And shiny....

[Mort Stroodle]

[I]MORE[/I]

[morky]

spooky

[Drewsko]

The first few seconds strangely remind me of when our cat tries to rub his face into mine for some unfathomable reason.