• Chris Chan is back
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[QUOTE=ccg;31575754]I know.[/QUOTE] What I mean is that they are completely different. He would probably love it so much that he'd make a video about it. Or a new original character. I don't know about you guys but I would love to see a video of chris preaching his love for ponies.
[img]http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/4/42/TG20.jpg/800px-TG20.jpg[/img] AHAHAHAHAHA
I also love how Chris wants 1000 dollars from Tito or he'll reveal that picture of him. That's a crime. I hope he gets arrested.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;31575892][img]http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/4/42/TG20.jpg/800px-TG20.jpg[/img] AHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE] You should see his art.
Dare you venture into the sock of destiny?
I think he might be a master troll. Seriously.
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;31576233]I think he might be a master troll. Seriously.[/QUOTE] No. Seriously. He isn't. Unless you're sayin' someone's dedicated their entire life, to the point where people have called him, visited his house, and sent him mail, for over twenty years (since he has videos of himself at 16 years old)
[img]http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/9/9c/Lapse.gif[/img] Wtf? Edit, from cwc wiki: Fapcup is troll slang for the plastic cup Chris uses to drink his own semen. Mentally retarded.
I feel sad when I read about him
[QUOTE=RG4;31576581]I feel sad when I read about him[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knights#Reasons_against_white_knighting]This might help.[/url]
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;31575892][img]http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/4/42/TG20.jpg/800px-TG20.jpg[/img] AHAHAHAHAHA[/QUOTE] [img]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7109/icannotunseewhathasbeen.png[/img] I cannot unsee what has been seen.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;31576668][img]http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7109/icannotunseewhathasbeen.png[/img] I cannot unsee what has been seen.[/QUOTE] There are pictures of him having sex with a "Officer Nasty" sex doll, videos of him standing naked in his shower, another one of him running around naked in his room, the video of him drinking his own jizz. Consider yourself lucky.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;31576668]-SNIP- I cannot unsee what has been seen.[/QUOTE] You kind of cropped it, that means you saved it onto your computer. Great job!
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31576698]There are pictures of him having sex with a "Officer Nasty" sex doll, videos of him standing naked in his shower, another one of him running around naked in his room, the video of him drinking his own jizz. Consider yourself lucky.[/QUOTE] Good. I've seen both Goatse and Lemon Party, and I almost hurled after seeing those. No way am I looking at all that other Chris Chan stuff. [editline]6th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;31576728]You kind of cropped it, that means you saved it onto your computer. Great job![/QUOTE] You know I can just delete it off my computer, right?
[QUOTE=McNab;31575732]Thats one of the old pony toys[/QUOTE] he's into the new shit too who cares, they're both the same shit
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;31576745]Good. I've seen both Goatse and Lemon Party, and I almost hurled after seeing those. No way am I looking at all that other Chris Chan stuff. [editline]6th August 2011[/editline] You know you can delete it off your computer, right?[/QUOTE] How do I know you didn't save it? and why crop in first place? [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2hzpy7d.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31576606][url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knights#Reasons_against_white_knighting]This might help.[/url][/QUOTE] :V not whiteknight
[QUOTE=J!NX;31576776]How do I know you didn't save it? and why crop in first place? [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2hzpy7d.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] 1. How do you know I did? And 2. Purpose of a joke, my friend. :smug:
suits how I feel about this. [video=youtube;6vqlTUe_Unc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqlTUe_Unc[/video]
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Why would you possibly think that's a good place and time for that gif.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;31576980]Why would you possibly think that's a good place and time for that gif.[/QUOTE] It's called a joke.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31576606][url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/White_knights#Reasons_against_white_knighting]This might help.[/url][/QUOTE] [quote=CWCwiki]In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should watch porn with his family and buy a prostitute for his son, Mike Junior, or not. Chris, being such an expert, encouraged him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a YouTube video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris is under a lot of stress, and could not make the video. Mike Jr. is now married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from a sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a damn about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grief and anger with three words: "I am sorry."[/quote] What the fuck.
I misread as 'Chris Chan is Black' :v:
[QUOTE=Snake7;31577110]It's called a joke.[/QUOTE] Well it's not a very good one.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31576698]There are pictures of him having sex with a "Officer Nasty" sex doll, videos of him standing naked in his shower, another one of him running around naked in his room, the video of him drinking his own jizz. Consider yourself lucky.[/QUOTE] [i]where?[/i]
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;31577260]Well it's not a very good one.[/QUOTE] Whatever, I'll get rid of it.
Somethings different about him He isn't holding his PS3 controller in front of him anymore. He isn't preaching "lol xbox suks itz 4 fagts ps3 ownz all lololololol" And he isn't wearing that dumb amulet anymore. Looks like the professional troll overlooked his own details. [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] Also, I noticed the lack of presence of his 195 year old civil war veteran father. He went away too long and forgot the most minute details that define his troll persona.
[QUOTE=certified;31577703]Somethings different about him He isn't holding his PS3 controller in front of him anymore. He isn't preaching "lol xbox suks itz 4 fagts ps3 ownz all lololololol" And he isn't wearing that dumb amulet anymore. Looks like the professional troll overlooked his own details. [editline]7th August 2011[/editline] Also, I noticed the lack of presence of his 195 year old civil war veteran father. He went away too long and forgot the most minute details that define his troll persona.[/QUOTE] Actually, he made videos on all those things. He isn't anti-"Hex-box" anymore due to him playing a bit of Halo, I think? He got rid of the amulet quite some time ago after he became a cross-dresser, and his dad got terminal cancer+a heart attack, so he's pry in the hospital. His mother is still easily mistaken for a Snorlax, or a Blue (Striped) Whale, so she doesn't leave the house at all it seems.
reading about this is so depressing
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