[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;31578126]Actually, he made videos on all those things. He isn't anti-"Hex-box" anymore due to him playing a bit of Halo, I think? He got rid of the amulet quite some time ago after he became a cross-dresser, and his dad got terminal cancer+a heart attack, so he's pry in the hospital. His mother is still easily mistaken for a Snorlax, or a Blue (Striped) Whale, so she doesn't leave the house at all it seems.[/QUOTE]
his dad's been out of the hospital for a while now
we're still counting the days until that old fuck Bob drops, though.
[QUOTE=certified;31577703]Somethings different about him
He isn't holding his PS3 controller in front of him anymore. He isn't preaching "lol xbox suks itz 4 fagts ps3 ownz all lololololol"
And he isn't wearing that dumb amulet anymore.
Looks like the professional troll overlooked his own details.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
Also, I noticed the lack of presence of his 195 year old civil war veteran father.
He went away too long and forgot the most minute details that define his troll persona.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna put this bluntly, if you think he's a troll you're a moron.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=McNab;31577371][i]where?[/i][/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCFlyingElephants]running naked around his room[/url]
[url=http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/April_16_Fetish_Vids]fucked up shit, thank christ i didnt have to look at it[/url]
I thought he was done. I thought he grew up. Now he's back and stronger than ever.
Its actually pretty crazy that when you look at his subscribers and friends on his channel he has some of the most popular youtube people following him.
[QUOTE=certified;31577703]Looks like the professional troll overlooked his own details.[/QUOTE] He isn't a troll, look. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlFUf9ZEcM&feature=player_embedded[/media]
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;31581146]He isn't a troll, look. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlFUf9ZEcM&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]
Also, this.
Skip to 8:55.
[video=youtube;G9qf5aYpjRg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9qf5aYpjRg&feature=player_embedded#at=538[/video]
Above video is dated 1998.
[video=youtube;24lUfJf4cNU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lUfJf4cNU&feature=player_embedded#at=13[/video]
Note the date there, 2004.
[video=youtube;73UsyGYk2FQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UsyGYk2FQ&feature=player_embedded[/video]
Chris-Chan's future message, uploaded in 2007.
So, are you trying to tell me he's been keeping his act up in every aspect of his entire life, created hundreds of videos humiliating himself, including ones of a highly sexual nature, incorporated this persona in his life in every aspect, including going out to concerts with it, and almost comitting manslaughter (see the game place incident), in the name of an elaborate troll joke? For 13 years?
[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/j5wkxy.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE=Lucinice;31577158]What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Holy crap.
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;31582915]Holy crap.[/QUOTE]
There's much worse. Hold on, let me pull up some wonderful quotes from the man himself.
Okay, well my Internet is slow as fuck, so let me just pull notable moments off my head.
When BlueSpike (who'd later be revealed as a troll but anyway) said his brother had died, Chris replied with "you'll get over it"
In his fictional world of CWCville, he stated in an email (mailbag 31 I think) that one of his characters, Magi-Chan, monitored all the people in the town psychically. If any of them had gay thoughts they would be arrested and given a $5000 fine (or 60 hours community service)
He has tried to run the owner of the GAME PLACE (who kicked him out for creeping out the young kids there, and drawing pictures of him fingering one of the employees there, Megan) with his car once, and take pictures of his daughter with his camera.
It's pitiful how he's submit his life to disgusting fantasies, almost like a heroine addict
[QUOTE=certified;31577703]Somethings different about him
He isn't holding his PS3 controller in front of him anymore. He isn't preaching "lol xbox suks itz 4 fagts ps3 ownz all lololololol"
And he isn't wearing that dumb amulet anymore.
Looks like the professional troll overlooked his own details.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
Also, I noticed the lack of presence of his 195 year old civil war veteran father.
He went away too long and forgot the most minute details that define his troll persona.[/QUOTE]
He's autistic, so anyone that wants to make fun of that is kind of an idiot.
troll is not autism
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31582956]There's much worse. Hold on, let me pull up some wonderful quotes from the man himself.
Okay, well my Internet is slow as fuck, so let me just pull notable moments off my head.
When[B] BlueSpike [/B](who'd later be revealed as a troll but anyway) [B]said his brother had died, Chris replied with "you'll get over it"[/B]
In his fictional world of CWCville, he stated in an email (mailbag 31 I think) that one of his characters, Magi-Chan, monitored all the people in the town psychically. [B]If any of them had gay thoughts they would be arrested and given a $5000 fine [/B](or 60 hours community service)
He has tried to run the owner of the GAME PLACE (who kicked him out for [B]creeping out the young kids there, and drawing pictures of him fingering one of the employees there[/B], Megan) with his car once, and take pictures of his daughter with his camera.[/QUOTE]
I know he's autistic, but Jesus fucking fuck, someone needs to teach him some sense.
Also, nothing against cross dressing, but if you cross dress well, thats pretty fucking gay, maybe he should give himself a $5000 fine.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
I know this is pointless, but anyone know how to contact Chris?
He is going to get destroyed
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;31582956]There's much worse. Hold on, let me pull up some wonderful quotes from the man himself.
Okay, well my Internet is slow as fuck, so let me just pull notable moments off my head.
When BlueSpike (who'd later be revealed as a troll but anyway) said his brother had died, Chris replied with "you'll get over it"
In his fictional world of CWCville, he stated in an email (mailbag 31 I think) that one of his characters, Magi-Chan, monitored all the people in the town psychically. If any of them had gay thoughts they would be arrested and given a $5000 fine (or 60 hours community service)
He has tried to run the owner of the GAME PLACE (who kicked him out for creeping out the young kids there, and drawing pictures of him fingering one of the employees there, Megan) with his car once, and take pictures of his daughter with his camera.[/QUOTE]
I really don't want to put any thought into the fact that I'm within an hour drive of [i]him.[/i]
I'm scared now.
Great for entertainment, disgusting as a contributor to society.
Imagine all of the people like him that don't own cameras.
[QUOTE=J!NX;31585774]I know this is pointless, but anyone know how to contact Chris?[/QUOTE] He never reads his email and you wouldn't be the only one who tried to talk to him. He will just ignore you or get mad at you.
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;31591352]I really don't want to put any thought into the fact that I'm within an hour drive of [i]him.[/i]
I'm scared now.[/QUOTE]
You have my sympathy
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;31591969]He never reads his email and you wouldn't be the only one who tried to talk to him. He will just ignore you or get mad at you.[/QUOTE]
Guess it really was pointless then.
"Fapcup is troll slang for the plastic cup Chris uses to drink his own semen.
It is planned to be possible to catch as a Pokémon in the PVCC campus in Pokémon: Lightning Version. At level 16, Fapcup can evolve into MankMug, which in turn evolves into Tugjug at level 30. Once its happiness is over 220 and it levels up, it evolves into the mighty Wanktank. When traded with a can of Fanta as a Wanktank, it becomes the juggernaut, Cumdrum.
In Mailbag 30, published on New Year's of 2010, Chris claimed he no longer drinks his own semen."
I can't read anymore.
Wanktank pageking.
Hang on, lemme get the story where Chris was fucking around in a store once.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Anna]Okay, I've put this one off long enough. It's time for the story of all stories: The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer.
Once upon a time, there was a guy who paced in front of Abercrombie & Fitch. He'd come and do it for hours on end, just walking back and forth. He was an okay-looking guy, not evil-looking like Creepy Molester Dude. So he would pace for his allotted time, then leave. Sometimes as he paced, he would sing or shout. Nobody really could ever tell what he was saying. Oh yeah, and he always wore the same shirt, a nice little long-sleeved red and blue number that had a gold crest on the left side, and white collar and cuffs.
Eventually, I guess he got bored of just pacing like that, because he started to bring his Gameboy SP with him. He had his headphones hooked up to it. So he would pace like that, all the time. His peak hours were usually between 2:oo and 4:00, and he usually left by 5:00.
Then, one day he decided to start pacing on the Pac Sun side, so he started pacing in front of our store. I think the people at Abercrombie were relieved, because they were worried about the floor out front getting worn down.
So this one day, on the day it started (it will be explained in short order), we were doing floorset, and Lin Lin noticed that Crazy Pacer kept looking into Pac Sun as he paced, and she also noticed that he has a fair amount of junk in his trunk, if you know what I mean. And Star and I both noticed at the same time that his jeans were high-water. And we all laughed at him. Noooo, actually we were laughing with him, he just didn't know it, and he wasn't laughing along. And this day, he was acting particularly crazy. He'd pace and pace, then stop and shout something at the wall, then keep pacing. And he also did some singing, even getting into the vibrato falsetto junks, it was hilarious.
So anyways someone, I can't remember who, suggested that the next time he looked in, we wave at him. Whoever suggested it should die, unless it was me, in which case I feel I have received enough punishment.
Of course, he looked in, and we all waved at him. He looked kind of bewildered and sort of scared at first, but quickly caught on and waved back. Then he went back to his pacing, but he was looking in to Pac Sun with greater frequency now. And any time anyone would make eye contact with him, he'd wave.
I had to go get Star an iced tea from Sbarro's, so I left and waved at Pacer as I went out. When I came back, he was sitting cross-legged on the floor outside Pac Sun, and he took the initiative and waved at me first. I smiled and waved back, but the smile wasn't to be friendly, it was because I thought it was hilarious that he was sitting on the floor like that. Good thing he couldn't tell the difference.
So we went on about our business, doing floorset and junks, and a little while later, he came in.
I was behind the counter, and Star was all, "Psst! Anna! He's coming in!!!"
I was kind of apprehensive about this...I mean, I had been doing floorset all day and I didn't really feel up to dealing with another crazy...but he came right up to the counter that I was standing behind, and he looks right at me, all fidgety and twitchy, and he goes, "You look to be about 19 years old, right?"
I busted out laughing, because he guessed it right. Star was laughing too, over from the sidelines where it was safe. "That's exactly right," I affirmed.
"See, I know these things. I can just tell how old someone is," he said, kind of proud and still timid at the same time.
"Oh," I said.
"My name is Christian," he said, "but you can call me Chris. I'm Christian W. Chandler."
"Oh," I said. "Hi, Chris."
"So," he continued, "Do angels have names?" (I found out later that he meant to say do angels like you have names...poor guy was so nervous he didn't get it right)
"Probably," I said, "but I don't know."
"Well, what's your name?" he asked.
"Sorry, I don't go for pick-up lines," I replied, kind of laughing.
His face kind of fell and I felt sorry for him, but he pressed on. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you, I was just asking your name. So what is your name?"
"Anna."
"Oh, that's a very pretty name. And I like your hair, it's a very pretty color. My eyes are two different colors, one of them is green and the other is blue, that's because I had pink-eye a while back and one of them stayed that way. What color are your eyes?"
I was pretty grossed out by the pink-eye story, but I told him anyway. "Sometimes blue, sometimes green, and usually gray."
"Oh, that's neat. It's funny how that happens, isn't it?"
"Yeah," I said.
"So do you want to, you know, go get some ice cream when you get off work?" he asked.
"No, I just ate," I said, "And I'm still pretty full. Plus I'm getting off soon."
"Okay, well, Anna, is there any way I could, um, get your phone number, and maybe I could give you a call sometime?"
"No."
"Ah. Well, do you want my phone number, then? You can call me on my cellphone."
"No thanks," I said.
He wasn't to be deterred. "So, um, so do you have a boyfriend, Anna?"
"No," I said.
"Oh!" he said, brightening, and started to say something else, but I cut in.
"I'm not looking for one, though," I said.
His face fell again, but this time I felt no pity. "All right," he said, fidgeting, "Well, um, do you have access to the internet?"
I nodded.
"'Kay...hold on one second. I'll be right back."
I nodded, and he went back to his "spot" where he kept his two tote bags and his Sam's Club cup. I turned to Star and she was all, "Dude he is so weird!" and I was like, "I know! Make it stop!"
He started to come back in, and I was like, "Um...I have to...go in the back...and get a drink of water..." but Star shook her head. I had to finish what I'd started.
So Christian came back, and handed me a card with a crudely drawn Sonic the Hedgehog and some other yellow Sonic-looking creature on it, along with Christian's name, email address, and website. It was a homemade business card. "That's my email address, and you can just email me sometime, okay?"
"Okay," I said, not intending to email him at all.
He left the store, packed up his things, and went. His work for the day was done. But the story does not end here, my friends, oh no. He came back. Not the same day, but the day after that.
[/QUOTE]
Blog ended there.
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;31594131]Hang on, lemme get the story where Chris was fucking around in a store once.
[editline]7th August 2011[/editline]
Blog ended there.[/QUOTE]
what the hell was he doing
Oh yeah, he hands out Sonichu business cards to ladies he wants to be his "gal pal", which have (or used to have before it was hacked) his website on it.
[editline]8th August 2011[/editline]
Oh yeah, there's a video of him at the Charlottesville Council, he gets laughed out.
[editline]8th August 2011[/editline]
[video=youtube;9go8K2mskJw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9go8K2mskJw&feature=player_embedded[/video]
[I][transcription starts at 0:30, speaker is Bob Fenwick]
Fenwick: I would also like to call special attention to a young man, Christian Chandler, who's in the audience, who spent a great deal of time making his own save McIntire sign.
[applause, Chris starts shouting in the audience]
Chris: Indeed!
Hmm. It's less expensive for McIntire Park. Membership is required for the YMCA and plus the wading pool should be bigger and deeper.
[gets cut off by chairman]
Chairman: Eh, heheh, one speaker at a time. Thank you.
[Audience laughs]
Fenwick: Now, I think you all...[/I]
[editline]8th August 2011[/editline]
(Context: They're planning on making an area of McIntire park into a YMCA)
Hooo boy.
[video=youtube;FTS2n3A7Gzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc&feature=channel_video_title[/video]
He's also dug up his dead dog in this video and wears her as a fur coat at 0:45.
my god.... he's like a really really bad James Bond villain.
I just visited his youtube profile, he has a new video uploaded a hour ago.
(Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler#p/u/0/WN72luEx708[/url]
The fun just doesn't end.
[editline]9th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rama214;31635416]I just visited his youtube profile, he has a new video uploaded a hour ago.
(Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher)
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler#p/u/0/WN72luEx708[/url][/QUOTE]
"He is not even an aspurgeian"
lolwut.
[QUOTE=MasterG;31637369]I'm pretty sure blackmail is against youtube's rules...[/QUOTE]
So is accusing people of child molestation probably. But it's Chris.
[QUOTE=mak13two;31634243]Hooo boy.
[video=youtube;FTS2n3A7Gzc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc&feature=channel_video_title[/video][/QUOTE] Imagine walking in the woods and stumbling into that.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;31581146]He isn't a troll, look. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlFUf9ZEcM&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE]
He looks like an average gamer kid in that video. It's sad to see what he's become.
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