How to Correctly Serve a Watermelon - General

Once one person hated him for wasting food suddenly everyone wants to bandwagon. I like his videos, although they're starting to get stale in content

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[QUOTE=Wormy;37960249]Meanwhile in Africa...[/QUOTE] Because that ONE watermelon was going to be shipped straight to Africa and cure world hunger FOREVER. No, it's a fucking stupid argument to make, Africa is not effected by the fate of one watermelon.

[QUOTE=Wormy;37960249]Meanwhile in Africa...[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwWeFWPyUI[/media] don't worry he's doing his part

The point is the "joke" wasn't even worth the $5 watermelon. If you're shooting melons with an AR-15 then at least you're doing an AR-15 video. This however is just filming randomly fucking around with food items, which stopped being funny after the dozens similar videos, without any other humorous substance to be found.

"my humor is far too elegant for this, you all should be ashamed"

[QUOTE=343N;37955923]How to correctly make a bad channel*[/QUOTE] Let me see you make one with more views and subscribers. Hes obviously doing something right.

[QUOTE=Lazore;37961350]Let me see you make one with more views and subscribers. Hes obviously doing something right.[/QUOTE] You don't have to be a chef to know that someone just gave you shit on a plate.

[QUOTE=Hakita;37961361]You don't have to be a chef to know that someone just gave you shit on a plate.[/QUOTE] A bad channel implies the uploader wouldn't have a lot of viewers, though. This guy has a lot of viewers. If the video is actually good or not is beside the point.

[QUOTE=Dj-J3;37961481]A bad channel implies the uploader wouldn't have a lot of viewers, though. This guy has a lot of viewers. If the video is actually good or not is beside the point.[/QUOTE] Well, Michael Bay's Transformer movies are terrible, but they still sell craploads.

[QUOTE=Hakita;37961505]Well, Michael Bay's Transformer movies are terrible, but they still sell craploads.[/QUOTE] holy crap dude, heard of opinions? They differ from people to people. They sell craploads because craploads of people think they are the opposite of crap.

Not a seedless watermelon? Bah, silly poor people.

[QUOTE=Lazore;37961738]holy crap dude, heard of opinions? They differ from people to people. They sell craploads because craploads of people think they are the opposite of crap.[/QUOTE] Ofcourse, opinions are an important part in the subject, but there are still technical sides to what a good movie is.

[QUOTE=Hakita;37962203]Ofcourse, opinions are an important part in the subject, but there are still technical sides to what a good movie is.[/QUOTE] Then tell me in what technical ways Transformers is bad

No fun allowed

I wouldn't wanna clean all that shit up :v:

This kills the melon

[QUOTE=Lazore;37961350]Let me see you make one with more views and subscribers. Hes obviously doing something right.[/QUOTE] With that logic then Ray William Johnson is God and isnt a piece of shit who just takes other peoples youtube videos.

[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;37962964]With that logic then Ray William Johnson is God and isnt a piece of shit who just takes other peoples youtube videos.[/QUOTE] Its good entertainment for idiots, and frankly there is a damn huge amount of them on the internet.

Wait... I remember somebody posted this exact video awhile back, and people where saying the same things about the sounds...

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;37965839]Wait... I remember somebody posted this exact video awhile back, and people where saying the same things about the sounds...[/QUOTE] Yeah that was me.

this is where they must get those hentai porn swish swash sounds... I am enlightened.

So I have been doing it right.....

The idea behind the entire channel is to fool people looking for actual tutorials.

[QUOTE=Primigenes;37962403]That watermelon was fucking rotting Good riddance[/QUOTE] Agreed. I know for a fact it's rotten because I tried to eat a watermelon that looked exactly like that on the inside and it was awful. I felt terrible for throwing it away but not as terrible as I did trying to eat it

[QUOTE=Lazore;37962339]Then tell me in what technical ways Transformers is bad[/QUOTE] Honestly, I seem to have caught Facepunchitis aka arguing over the most pointless of things. I admit, some of the stuff I've said in this thread is pretty damn stupid. But my point on this still stands. Movies do have technical, objective sides to it that can make it bad. Well, its been ages since I last saw it, so I dont remember much, but heres a couple of things: Terrible acting Incredibly confusing and hard to follow fight scenes with Shaky Cam making it even harder Overall plotholes and things that make no sense

[QUOTE=Hakita;37961505]Well, Michael Bay's Transformer movies are terrible, but they still sell craploads.[/QUOTE] I'm talking from a business's field of view. Did you just ignore the last part of my post, or are you really that ignorant?

[QUOTE=Dj-J3;37968708]I'm talking from a business's field of view. Did you just ignore the last part of my post, or are you really that ignorant?[/QUOTE] Apologies, I don't think very straight when I'm tired. Well you're right if you're talking from a business' point of view. I'm just talking from my own point of view.

[QUOTE=Hakita;37968724]Apologies, I don't think very straight when I'm tired. Well you're right if you're talking from a business' point of view. I'm just talking from my own point of view.[/QUOTE] Fair enough. Sorry for calling you ignorant. :v:

[QUOTE=Dj-J3;37969158]Fair enough. Sorry for calling you ignorant. :v:[/QUOTE] Don't worry about it. I do have to say, this is the first time I have been called ignorant.