• Keanu Reeves is immortal
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEubt6HpGhs[/media] Knew it :tinfoil:
Oh yeah... Of course!
:psyduck:
Hahahahahaha
Hahahaha.
You seriously can't think Keanu's ancestors were Jesus, Tutankamum and some other badass guys
Somehow this doesn't surprise me. It explains why he can't act or show emotion, though. His body may live on, but his soul died long, long ago. :ohdear:
Dear god. Future generations shouldn't have to bear his bland acting D:
I think the idea is those guys were Keanu Reeves.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18027473]You seriously can't think Keanu's ancestors were Jesus, Tutankamum and some other badass guys[/QUOTE] We don't think that his ancestors were Jesus, Tutankamum and some other badass guys. He [b]is[/b] Jesus, Tutankamum, and some other badass guys.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;18027503]We don't think that his ancestors were Jesus, Tutankamum and some other badass guys. He [b]is[/b] Jesus, Tutankamum, and some other badass guys.[/QUOTE] Right now it's more believable :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Kondor;18027515]Right now it's more believable :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] ye, wy note?
I Knew IT!
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hahaha i like how they added the 10000 bc wall stuff
Alexander the Great is one of em :S
would be fucking awesome if he was actually immortal
[QUOTE=JesterUK;18029537]would be fucking awesome if he was actually immortal[/QUOTE] Uh, he is?
So... Keanu is Jesus? Also, I just finished watching the Matrix an hour ago.
I'm starting the church of Keanu Reeves. Who's in? There's gonna be free waffles every meeting..
And you see, this is the kind of shit we see on Discovery and History channel now. LEONARDO DA VINCI FAKED THE SHROUD THAT JESUS WAS BURIED IN AND SENT IT TO THE FREE MASONS KNIGHTS TEMPLAR FACTION IN MICHIGAN IN 300000 BC BUT WE HAVE NO FUCKING PROOF THAT JESUS EVEN EXISTED.
Yeah, They didnt actually use any special effects in the matrix. that all all Keanu.
holy fuck i knew it, nobody believed me
Oh shit.
[IMG]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/5396/71838724.png[/IMG] He's turning back into Jesus
He really is The One, he accepted the part because he wanted to relive his past life of being Jesus.
[IMG]http://www.2003umconf.portraitsofjesus.com/poj.nsf/htmlmedia/Jesus_on_the_Water_LARGE_40K.jpg/$file/Jesus_on_the_Water_LARGE_40K.jpg[/IMG] Woah...
I think his face got a little thicker and that's about it.
I wonder who Keanu will be next.
this is pure genius
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