Jibo: The World's First Family Robot (or NSA monitoring device?)

[Riller]

I expected something entirely different and much more creepy when the sock landed on it.

[Qaus]

buy me twelve

[a-cookie]

this is how the machine war begins

[KennyAwsum]

NOW I CAN NEVER BE ALONE AGAIN.

EVER.

[Koala Crisp]

jibo features:
- sarcastically says hello
- take a shitty photo because so ur lazy shit self can be in the photo too
- tells you anne is reminding you that she'll pick you up in 30 minutes
- says where'd you go if you cover it's face
- i want turkey pizza lol
- facial recognition, because every hot new device on the net
- says hi when you open a door
- makes heart if you say goodnight

can't wait to let it rot in my basement after using it for two minutes

[booster]

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;45505301]How? The Telescreen is practically just a TV which you can't switch off with a camera and microphone inside. Games consoles are closer to that than this is.

I'm hopefully, but I expect it will be like Siri: great when it does work, but fairly temperamental, especially when there's a lot of background noise or you give a 'weird' context-based answer or question.[/QUOTE]

Because it's always looking at you.

[DokVis]

From the title of the thread, I thought the video was going to turn into somthing more dark.

[Doomevil]

At first I thought the woman at the thumbnail was a robot, then I YES! A fembot, then I actually saw the real robot and put my dick down.

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=doomevil;45505689]At first I thought the woman at the thumbnail was a robot, then I YES! A fembot, then I actually saw the real robot and put my dick down.[/QUOTE]

Weird, I had exactly the opposite response.

[Gloriam]

[QUOTE=Koala Crisp;45505457]jibo features:
- sarcastically says hello
- take a shitty photo because so ur lazy shit self can be in the photo too
- tells you anne is reminding you that she'll pick you up in 30 minutes
- says where'd you go if you cover it's face
- i want turkey pizza lol
- facial recognition, because every hot new device on the net
- says hi when you open a door
- makes heart if you say goodnight

can't wait to let it rot in my basement after using it for two minutes[/QUOTE]

Jibo will be so sad.
Then you forget to turn it off, it'll run of a little bit of sunlight that shines into your basement and slowly plots your imminent demise.