[QUOTE=Rapist;44399037]Isn't the point of freerunning to basically move faster? To go over obstacles instead of around them and take shortcuts?
basically why did that moron do a backflip over 2 small steps :v:[/QUOTE]
Parkour ≠ freerunning
Parkour is all the shit with the backflips, freerunning is all about getting from a to b in the shortest way possible, atleast that's what the Russian told me, so it must be true.
[QUOTE=Shreddinger;44399052]Parkour ≠ freerunning
Parkour is all the shit with the backflips, freerunning is all about getting from a to b in the shortest way possible, atleast that's what the Russian told me, so it must be true.[/QUOTE]
It's the opposite.
Free running, "free" it's basically using tricks and stuff to roam around an area FREELY.
Parkour is the same but you have to get from point a to b in the fastest way possible.
1:13
CYKA DIBIL YOBANI BLYAT/MAT (dunno what he said for the last one)
[QUOTE=ChickenLegGuy;44399260]It's the opposite.
Free running, "free" it's basically using tricks and stuff to roam around an area FREELY.
Parkour is the same but you have to get from point a to b in the fastest way possible.[/QUOTE]
close enough
Is it bad that I want to do freerunning after watching this?
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;44399344]Is it bad that I want to do freerunning after watching this?[/QUOTE]
Knock yourself out. It's your funeral.
this is a pretty accurate representation of the first time I tried to play Mirror's Edge
[editline]30th March 2014[/editline]
high-risk parkour looks pretty cool when it's done without error but wow is it a stupid thing to do!!
Fookin' 'ell!
I tried to jump off my roof, onto my trampoline, and into my pool once when I was 12. Yeah, that ended up hurting. Turns out if you put too much momentum forward you can really fly... over a pool.
I was a daredevil as a kid, it is amazing that I am still alive or not in a wheelchair. I used to climb 50-60ft tall trees when I was 8 years old and jump from roof to roof in the trailer park I lived in way back when. My daredevil days are behind me now that I am old enough to know how dangerous that was. And now that I have nuts.
I'd really like to do free running, but there's no way I'd risk getting my teeth smashed in like that.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44396294]There is no way this guy got up and walked away.
[img]http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35703380/idiot.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh my god, I'm dying! That one is the funniest shit I've seen in a while! My cheeks are hurting, oh fuck!
Look out below! Smash smash smash smash... XD
[QUOTE=J-Dude;44403586]Oh my god, I'm dying! That one is the funniest shit I've seen in a while! My cheeks are hurting, oh fuck!
Look out below! Smash smash smash smash... XD[/QUOTE]
Wow, calm down there mr. sociopath.
Why the hell is not a single one of them wearing any kind of protective head gear?
I mean i get that it could look kinda nerdy but ANY hit to the head can have really serious consequences, death not even being the worst of them. I suppose you could wear them at least during practice, but not a single instance in this video appears to do so.
Darwin is parkouring in his grave.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44396294]There is no way this guy got up and walked away.
[img]http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35703380/idiot.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
The guy deserves whatever happened. Doing something like that is stupid.
[QUOTE=redBadger;44404880]The guy deserves whatever happened. Doing something like that is stupid.[/QUOTE]
i hate this way of thinking so much.
yeah i mean it wasnt the best idea but did he deserve it? fuck no. you're an idiot.
I'm surprised there weren't any broken limbs.
Oh my Christ...
2:20 is actually almost impressive. Yeah he still fails, but he didn't hit nearly as hard as he could have.
205 did he just impale his nut shack.?
[QUOTE=J-Dude;44403586]Oh my god, I'm dying! That one is the funniest shit I've seen in a while! My cheeks are hurting, oh fuck!
Look out below! Smash smash smash smash... XD[/QUOTE]
I honestly can't tell if you're serious or not.
[QUOTE=J-Dude;44403586]Oh my god, I'm dying! That one is the funniest shit I've seen in a while! My cheeks are hurting, oh fuck!
Look out below! Smash smash smash smash... XD[/QUOTE]
He almost died and he has tons of metal shit in him now to fix all his horribly broken bones.
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;44407705]I honestly can't tell if you're serious or not.[/QUOTE]
you can look at his post history and its pretty clear he is
Its stuff like this that make me feel like they should wear a helmet.
At least none of them hit their hit on a ledge. Or a chin hitting a ledge. Jesus imagine that.
Parkour is literally, the dumbest thing.
waiting for bda to do a #sickflip into this thread
[editline]31st March 2014[/editline]
when the internet first started out it was just videos of guys getting hit in the balls, or slipping and sliding and shit
i really can't take how gruesome this shit gets, it's really ridiculous. like, a lot of these people are likely permanently disfigured from this shit. it's just not funny anymore.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;44411609]Parkour is literally, the dumbest thing.[/QUOTE]
It quite literally isn't.
[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;44411609]Parkour is literally, the dumbest thing.[/QUOTE]
It's only dumb when you don't know what you're doing.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;44406813]i hate this way of thinking so much.
yeah i mean it wasnt the best idea but did he deserve it? fuck no. you're an idiot.[/QUOTE]
maybe he didn't deserve it, but he should've expected it. doing a flip off a 2nd story roof isn't exactly the safest thing.
it's just like when a gambler ends up broke. did he deserve it? no, but it's an inevitability caused by his actions and poor choices.
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