• Kinder Egg Commercial
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[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44575565]humpty dumpty was never said or implied to be an egg. so just picture a person when saying the rhyme next time.[/QUOTE] I presume that people made him an egg because: Eggs break easily into lots of little pieces, which makes them pretty much impossible to 'put together again'. They didn't want to traumatise children with the fact that somebody just died and all the king's horses and men tried in vain to help him before they watched his splattered remains bleed out on the ground.
I love the taste of chocolatey nightmares at easter.
It would be the most fucked up thing if I got a kinder surprise and then he pops out... I can't sleep anymore...
[QUOTE=Yuzing0;44577863]It would be the most fucked up thing if I got a kinder surprise and then he pops out... I can't sleep anymore...[/QUOTE] "As Yuzing0 opens a kinder surprise chocolate egg, a mysterious figure pops out from the yellow cap than proceeds to grow in size, after that a humpty dumpty human yells out "CHOCODOOBIE".
[QUOTE=Yuzing0;44577863]It would be the most fucked up thing if I got a kinder surprise and then he pops out... I can't sleep anymore...[/QUOTE] "Me unscrabblee.... [B][U][I]TOOOOOOOOOOOY[/I][/U][/B]"
"Yodel yum and choco scrum with multi fuck bubbles DIE" -this disturbing incantation was once used by followers of witchcraft to summon evil egg demons
What evil magic is this!?
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44575565]humpty dumpty was never said or implied to be an egg. so just picture a person when saying the rhyme next time.[/QUOTE] I like to imagine this is where the idea of Frankenstein originated
Happy Easter be sure to spread the cheer of kinders fine eggs and the humpty dumpy into the kids baskets.
Today is the 500th anniversary of when our lord Humpty Dumpty sacrificed himself for the good of humanity. Never forget.
I wasn't going to sleep anyways. But Here in Singapore, they sell a version called Kinder Joy where the chocolate is sold in a half egg shell and the toy placed in the other. It's not due to legal issues but due to the tropic heat that could melt the chocolate egg if stored at room temperature
They haven't changed at all... Here in Romania they look exactly like the one in the commercial! [editline]20th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=BCell;44596515]I wasn't going to sleep anyways. But Here in Singapore, they sell a version called Kinder Joy where the chocolate is sold in a half egg shell and the toy placed in the other. It's not due to legal issues but due to the tropic heat that could melt the chocolate egg if stored at room temperature[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://moonmart.in/items_images/_offer_kj.jpg[/IMG] They used to sell these in Romania until recently. THEY WERE DELICIOUS
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