The problem I have right now is how easy the dad can win, because the kitchen, bathroom, and closet are the only areas where the baby can die. If you go upstairs, all you get a is a dildo and nothing more.
Here's hoping for more maps/different items
For some reason in my head I was imagining spike and barley commentating this. Spike as the baby obviously.
Imagine if they were able to do randomly generated rooms/houses, then people wouldn't be able to just run for "the best thing"
Needs a password system to lock lobbys because way too often I join a game and the person just leaves because it's not their friend.
Here's hoping the game gets expanded upon rather than just turning into a one-off
[QUOTE=Arkei;49268824]Imagine if they were able to do randomly generated rooms/houses, then people wouldn't be able to just run for "the best thing"[/QUOTE]
Random generated houses would be dumb. The kid would almost always die as you're hunting down the pill bottle room by room.
[QUOTE=Frosty701;49268300]If you go upstairs, all you get a is a dildo and nothing more.[/QUOTE]
Challenge accepted
[QUOTE=loopoo;49270477]Random generated houses would be dumb. The kid would almost always die as you're hunting down the pill bottle room by room.[/QUOTE]
It's obviously not going to fix anything but it's a way to expand the game along with other solutions to problems like the one you mention.
[QUOTE=loopoo;49270477]Random generated houses would be dumb. The kid would almost always die as you're hunting down the pill bottle room by room.[/QUOTE]
But if it wasn't randomized then the baby would never win. In the current alpha all the dad has to do is take away the hammers/forks and maybe lock the oven door and then just follow the baby around with the pill bottle.
Randomized houses would actually give a baby a chance.
[editline]8th December 2015[/editline]
Limited pill bottle uses would also help a lot.
Yeah right now without much randomization it's literally just (as dad):
1. Walk to bathroom, throw stairs in bath, check drawers, hope for cupboard lock.
2. Lock all cupboards & oven before baby even gets to kitchen.
3. Find pills, dose the baby up. In spare time plug up the sockets, but this isn't even necessary if the baby can't get in the cupboards with the forks.
Oh god you can go out of bounds with the baby giving you an easy win.
[QUOTE=EmperorVagak;49266114]To think this was all based off of a Tumblr post that had about 300,000 notes or so.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/V6Wns3q.png[/IMG]
[url]http://urserlicious.tumblr.com/post/75686978071/competetive-multiplayer-game-where-one-person[/url][/QUOTE]
What an awful idea.
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;49267085]Oh man so much potential for this game. Imagine adding more kids, more parents. Maybe a party scenario so you can't tell which parent is the player controlled one and more kids so you're not sure which is the one you need to watch for. 1v2 1v3 2v4, the possibilities are endless with this idea. It's like a Rugrats game except more dangerous.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit you're right, I'd love sabotaging the party by providing the others' children with bleach and things to kill themselves with.
Also I fear this entire thread is on some secret FBI watch list now :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Urser;49270808]What an awful idea.[/QUOTE]
Turns out it's a great idea.
Going by what I've seen while OOB I guess they plan to create at least three more rooms.
[video=youtube;AQ8OYdPRuo4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ8OYdPRuo4[/video]
It'd be great if there were twins/triplets. Would balance it a lot better.
It also needs VoIP so the parent can yell "come her u lil fucker".
[QUOTE=Wormy;49271163]Or just a text chat where the parent will have normal text while the baby text will look like gibberish.[/QUOTE]
Gibberish that is actually an extremely complex code that, if deciphered with a hidden key while playing, shows what they're truly saying.
True parents know how their baby feels.
just played it lol
it was pretty fun, i kept using the fork to instantly kill myself
don't know how to switch between items though
i ended up grabbing the fork and didn't know how to pick up the pills with the fork still in my hands
[QUOTE=simkas;49270892]Turns out it's a great idea.[/QUOTE]
you know that's his tumblr account?
I can't wait for the What Does He Do? DLC.
[QUOTE=F T;49271963]I can't wait for the What Does He Do? DLC.[/QUOTE]
Which features a kindergarten full of children and one Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Shitting should be implemented, along with smearing and throwing. Would be great fun as a baby flinging shit around and the dad has to clean it up before 4pm otherwise Mum goes batshit insane.
Game is very barebones, I played about 7 rounds then it became repetitive. Can't wait to see how the dev fleshes it out, it has so much potential.
He should add modding as well. Can you imagine the sorta shit that'd get made? I just thought of how fun an exorcist-type mode would be. Baby has a spectator player able to follow it around, give it hints, unlock the occasional cabinet. Basically aid the baby in fucking itself over.
Of course the game is barebone. Its proof-of-concept, i just hope that he knows what he is doing when he further expands the game since he can easily make this game very hard or very easy to play.
I like how the baby looks and moves like a strange fucking insect.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/TICoA3v.jpg[/t]
:what:
[QUOTE=Skerion;49273149]I like how the baby looks and moves like a strange fucking insect.[/QUOTE]
best description ever
I can't stop laughing now that I realise how accurate it is
[QUOTE=the tee;49265620]Instantly thought of this
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7sWtnOJvQ[/media][/QUOTE]
Do you know how humiliating this is for me, and other Finnish Facepunch users?
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