I think some endgame tactics at the moment are to grab the pills and hide them from dad as soon as possible, and if you can get your hands on a fork or something else to distract him you can force your dad to keep dropping objects to pick up the other one in your hand, and eventually after fucking with dad back and fourth for a few feet you can scoot your way over to a power outlet to kill yourself.
Game crashes before it even loads, can't play it, but I really want too
I can't describe how utterly bizarre it is to read this thread.
"distract dad long enough to kill yourself"
"I just run and drink all the bleach I can find and hide behind the couch"
Game's fun when you find someone who likes to mess around.
Dad is OP, locks and pills need to be limited. This would require him to actually place bleach in highup places or find them all to lock in one cabinet, instead of just running around spamming lock on everything you can find.
Baby should make faint footstep sounds when close, if he doesn't already
my conclusion from 3 matches ^
If my opponent is inexperienced, generally what I do is eat the chemicals in the living room closet or the batteries under the kitchen center island, and while the he tries to find the pills I grab the fork and make a break for the nearest outlet (be sure to keep moving your camera side to side so it's hard to grab the fork if he does try)
(later note:) After a few more matches, it'd be nice to have a locked lobby system or at least a thing where you hit "play with a friend" and it gives you a random code like "x4v745jl" or something in which your friend will enter on his game and you'll be paired up
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;49273954]I can't describe how utterly bizarre it is to read this thread.
"distract dad long enough to kill yourself"
"I just run and drink all the bleach I can find and hide behind the couch"[/QUOTE]
If the baby manages to kill them self, it pops up
"Baby wins!"
I feel like a good way to have more fun as the dad is to lock cabinets selectively, and get rid of insta-death items like forks; then just fuck around with the baby and try to feed it trash or something. That's fun to me anyways. :)
There's a hatch in the closet and I dunno how to open it. How do you get it open?
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;49277469]There's a hatch in the closet and I dunno how to open it. How do you get it open?[/QUOTE]
Game isn't finished. If you go out of bounds it connects to an empty non-finished room.
just played it and i was laughing so hard every match i got into
maybe its because its 3 in the morning but this shits so god damn funny
please get steam workshop support
please let people create objects that can help/hinder the chances of the baby's survival
please let people make maps
so how long until the livestreamers ruin it
[QUOTE=icarusfoundyou;49278708]so how long until the livestreamers ruin it[/QUOTE]
dunkey and cr1tikal already played it
feels like this game's popularity is about to explode
[QUOTE=lintz;49278715]dunkey and cr1tikal already played it
feels like this game's popularity is about to explode[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DqE3u8m.png[/IMG]
there's literally no chance this won't end up being the new happy wheels
the last time i played i fell out of the map and couldn't die lol
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;49267100]Bring Your Kid To Work Day, for sure[/QUOTE]
Family Holiday DLC.
This game is basically like every escort mission ever, but fun.
was looking at patch notes and saw this
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ituh8wd.png[/IMG]
real life needs this patch
Somewhat sad to see its sudden surge of popularity at this stage of the game. I hope that even though the hype will die down later on that the developers still can get attention for the game.
I was seriously hoping pewdiepie or markiplier wouldnt play these games because like every other indie game they play becomes "that game pewdiepie plays" and generally developers just charge money for it and forget.
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49279216]I was seriously hoping pewdiepie or markiplier wouldnt play these games because like every other indie game they play becomes "that game pewdiepie plays" and generally developers just charge money for it and forget.[/QUOTE]
too late it already happened
[QUOTE=lintz;49279465]too late it already happened[/QUOTE]
great. can't wait for the babyxdad fanart and pornography and everyone to hate the who's your daddy "fandom"
[QUOTE=RichyZ;49281118]game doesn't have enough furries or pixel art to do that yet[/QUOTE]
just wait until there's a dog dlc added
Speaking of which, I find this game hilarious mostly because it reminds me of my dog. He's a stupid little shit if you replace the baby with him the game would still make sense.
It's a fun and dumb premise that works well for a few good laughs and you people are already fucking shitting all over it on the prospect that it may get a bad fanbase at some point
Games don't get a damn fandom just because they're funny. Maybe if this great idea was executed as well as Happy Wheels before getting milked, it could've had more than its 15 minutes of fame.
[QUOTE=Max;49278918]was looking at patch notes and saw this
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ituh8wd.png[/IMG]
real life needs this patch[/QUOTE]
honestly i think in its current state chores should be mandatory
winning as dad is 2 ez give him something to do besides lock everything and follow the baby with infinite pills
* Can't drown yourself in bathtube. Does not work.
* Can't burn yourself in the oven. Does not work.
* Can't freeze yourself in the fridge. Does not work.
* Can't break cups or plates, even with the hammer.
* Not sure purpose of bucket.
I'm doing real science now.
Also I wish you could pick up things as the baby. Like it would be neat to grab the radio off the counter, carry it into the tub and turn on the water and electrocute yourself that way. But it doesn't work, I tried.
Bonus points if Dad can kill himself the same way accidentally or on purpose. And this game def needs a voice/text chat.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49283919]* Can't drown yourself in bathtube. Does not work.
* Can't burn yourself in the oven. Does not work.
* Can't freeze yourself in the fridge. Does not work.
* Can't break cups or plates, even with the hammer.
* Not sure purpose of bucket.
I'm doing real science now.
Also I wish you could pick up things as the baby. Like it would be neat to grab the radio off the counter, carry it into the tub and turn on the water and electrocute yourself that way. But it doesn't work, I tried.
Bonus points if Dad can kill himself the same way accidentally or on purpose. And this game def needs a voice/text chat.[/QUOTE]
Secondary objective for child should be to kill the Dad
But I've seen bathtub drowning work.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;49285843]But I've seen bathtub drowning work.[/QUOTE]
I literally locked all the cabinets so they had no other choice, filled the tub until it was full and allowed the baby to sit in it for several minutes and the oxygen meter never went lower.
I even tried it myself. It doesn't work.
Did the baby eat poison first and died that way while laying in the tub? There is a bar of soap right on the ledge of the tub they can eat.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;49287300]I literally locked all the cabinets, filled the tube until it was full and allowed the baby to sit in it for several minutes and the oxygen meter never went lower.
I even tried it myself. It doesn't work.
Did the baby eat poison and died that way in the tub? There is a bar of soap right on the ledge of the tube they can eat.[/QUOTE]
They were green upon entry, but turned purple and died with a "glub glub" noise. I dunno, maybe they overlapped and baby actually died of poison?
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