[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;51987644]It would have been fine if they added an omni-tool dildo. An omni-[i]tool[/i], if you will.[/QUOTE]
Pffft you still can't check your Emails with that thing, you're asking too much.
Meanwhile chicken girl 'romance' posted. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoI1uh2e-QI]Here[/url] because spoilers.
Highlights:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gPR2Xsr.gif[/t]
[i]only one of those jerking motions is due to gif loop, and it's almost smoother than the rest[/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ElXureW.jpg[/t]
they modelled a naked knuckles OC and the spiky kett kunts, but the dinosaur milf gets a cut to black
wat sorta hack fraud cop-out shit is that
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqcTbkRv6M"]Peebee[/URL]
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXS7xYzzno"]Cora[/URL]
Wait, wait, wait, do Cora and Peebee have the same naked model except one is blue? 10/10 Bioware.
[QUOTE=Fayez;51987757][video=youtube;3fqcTbkRv6M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqcTbkRv6M[/video]
[video=youtube;UdXS7xYzzno]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXS7xYzzno[/video]
Wait, wait, wait, do Cora and Peebee have the same naked model except one is blue? 10/10 Bioware.[/QUOTE]
They did the same thing in previous games, right down to textures with recolors only. I'm all for asset reuse but that is hilariously lazy.
I'm torn on how to feel about this game. I've seen some of the conversation pieces look totally fine and normal but I've also seen shit like OP (and a lot more of that) than the good stuff. Everybody just looks so dead and lifeless, it's really bizarre.
Nier Automata has managed to convey more emotion in its main characters and you can barely see their faces most of the time. Is there anything that the nips can't do?
[QUOTE=Fayez;51987757][URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqcTbkRv6M"]Peebee[/URL]
[URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXS7xYzzno"]Cora[/URL]
Wait, wait, wait, do Cora and Peebee have the same naked model except one is blue? 10/10 Bioware.[/QUOTE]
I think Sara also has the same body? Can't really tell though.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;51987605]This is the same animation you'd get with male ryder
She's riding an invisible dick[/QUOTE]
Ryding
[QUOTE=haloguy234;51987769]
I'm torn on how to feel about this game. I've seen some of the conversation pieces look totally fine and normal but I've also seen shit like OP (and a lot more of that) than the good stuff. Everybody just looks so dead and lifeless, it's really bizarre.
[/QUOTE]
I was feeling that way yesterday, but now after all reviews and decent, not cherry-picking videos I'm 100% on not buying it any time soon. For all the combat and great landscapes Andromeda has, the rest is just not worth as much as they're asking, and I don't want to give that much to a company that doesn't give a shit.
[QUOTE=gudman;51987733]Pffft you still can't check your Emails with that thing, you're asking too much.
Meanwhile chicken girl 'romance' posted. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoI1uh2e-QI]Here[/url] because spoilers.
Highlights:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gPR2Xsr.gif[/t]
[i]only one of those jerking motions is due to gif loop, and it's almost smoother than the rest[/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ElXureW.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Look at that RAW emotion!
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;51987891]Look at that RAW emotion![/QUOTE]
Maybe Vetra has a dick and poor straight Scott just found out. Look at his dialogue options, he can't even opt out of it at this point, he's too deep into it. She's gonna go in and he's accepting it.
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;51986966]While you will have to take this with a massive salt block, it seems they've taken it to the men in general.
[video=youtube;UdXS7xYzzno]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdXS7xYzzno[/video]
While I can't quite tell with the camera angle at 4:53, it's almost like they didn't bother with anyone's genitals, like it's sex between Barbie and Ken.[/QUOTE]
That ass grab
[QUOTE=gudman;51987733]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gPR2Xsr.gif[/t][/QUOTE]
"Did I leave the oven on?"
this is genuinely awful I'm so angry what the fuck
[editline]20th March 2017[/editline]
BIOWARE
[QUOTE=Turnips5;51987991]this is genuinely awful I'm so angry what the fuck
[editline]20th March 2017[/editline]
BIOWARE[/QUOTE]
[media]https://twitter.com/bioware/status/843869772148281344[/media]
Montreal dragging Edmonton and Austin under the bus with them I see.
Wait, there's a Bioware office in Edmonton, Alberta?
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;51988037]Montreal dragging Edmonton and Austin under the bus with them I see.[/QUOTE]
Pre-emptively.
[QUOTE=gudman;51987733]Pffft you still can't check your Emails with that thing, you're asking too much.
Meanwhile chicken girl 'romance' posted. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoI1uh2e-QI]Here[/url] because spoilers.
Highlights:
[t]http://i.imgur.com/gPR2Xsr.gif[/t]
[i]only one of those jerking motions is due to gif loop, and it's almost smoother than the rest[/i]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ElXureW.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
When gay marriage is finally legal but you already want a divorce.
[QUOTE=gudman;51987733][t]http://i.imgur.com/gPR2Xsr.gif[/t][/QUOTE]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqgW-2orQQg]Yup,[/url] that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. Well it all started some 600 years ago...
Mass Effect Andromeda: A game about lifeless robots humping each other while trying to find a new planet to lifelessly hump each other on.
Also, I was kinda hoping for an Asari cunnilingus mini-game. Oh well.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;51988043]Wait, there's a Bioware office in Edmonton, Alberta?[/QUOTE]
That's the original Bioware office. Montreal has only existed since 2009, and Austin since ToR began development.
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;51986499]It all comes down to who you hire and how much pride those people take in their work, along with EA's tight scheduling and no mercy rules. If I were in charge I probably wouldn't hire a programmer that hasn't done a single line of code in four years and went with someone else.
[video=youtube;3fqcTbkRv6M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqcTbkRv6M[/video]
Take these scenes for example. I've seen better from even the worst SFM animators.[/QUOTE]
Are they using a strap on or what's going on with that position? Grinding your vagina against a bunch of pubes isn't really my idea of "pleasure".
Edit: Seems that I'm repeating an earlier point but honestly wtf.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;51988441]Are they using a strap on or what's going on with that position? Grinding your vagina against a bunch of pubes isn't really my idea of "pleasure".
Edit: Seems that I'm repeating an earlier point but honestly wtf.[/QUOTE]
Asaris are all about dat mind melding so she just sort of... just does whatever, don't question it, you hater.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;51988441]Are they using a strap on or what's going on with that position? Grinding your vagina against a bunch of pubes isn't really my idea of "pleasure".
Edit: Seems that I'm repeating an earlier point but honestly wtf.[/QUOTE]
Fem Ryder is actually a pre-op transvestite.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;51988513]Fem Ryder is actually a pre-op transvestite.[/QUOTE]
... notwithstanding the actual boobs you see on Fem Ryder in that video.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;51988651]... notwithstanding the actual boobs you see on Fem Ryder in that video.[/QUOTE]
Post-op, but kept the dick.*
[QUOTE=haloguy234;51988513]Fem Ryder is actually a pre-op transvestite.[/QUOTE]
obviously genetic engineering means she had one from birth, no judging the 22nd century dude
This is the first time that video game dialouge has quite literally made me [B]cringe[/B]
[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;51988673]This is the first time that video game dialouge has quite literally made me [B]cringe[/B][/QUOTE]
have you only played one video game before or something
[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;51988673]This is the first time that video game dialouge has quite literally made me [B]cringe[/B][/QUOTE]
For me its the facial expressions. It's an instinctual reaction that whenever I see Sarah Ryder's face my face wants to sink into my skull.
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