• Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (A Brazzers XXX Paraody) Trailer
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I'm not sure if I should be impressed or horrified. I'm half-and-half I guess...
lol the ending [I]"Boss? Answer me. Boss? Boss? BOOOOOOOSSSS"[/I]
Jesus H Christ it's pun fucking overload
Here's the description [quote]Boss (Charles Dera) is sent deep into enemy territory with the threat of a new enemy looming over him. Hushy (Casey Calvert) is an elite operative looking to take him out at all costs. If only Boss could sway Hushy to join the Diamond Dongs instead of fighting against them. It just so happens that Hushy’s weakness is a deep dicking, and Boss is up to the task ready to meet her rear solid.[/quote]
You gotta admire how much they stick to the source material
[QUOTE=Oldaveragejoe;51777038]what took you so long[/QUOTE] Kept you waiting, huh?
If there isn't an appearance by Kazuhira "empty my nine in the welfare line" Miller I'll be disappointed
[QUOTE=Obama Yo Momma;51777215]I can't wait to see how they parody the ashes scene.[/QUOTE] Powdered Jizz
Will Skullface have a skull dong?
So why are there 712 guests reading this thread
What the fuck is with all the visitors? Reddit, is that you?
Who linked to Reddit?
hey guests fuck you
[QUOTE=Whomobile;51779660]Who linked to Reddit?[/QUOTE] It's actually not Reddit this time, some Russian website.
REEEEEEEEEddit get out
крупные американские сиськи ;)
Is there anything the fucking Russians won't invade? I bet Karimatrix is responsible.
I haven't seen this many visitors here since the iCloud leaks thread.
pomf.cat won't work for me for some reason, does anyone have a mirror? [QUOTE=Tetsmega;51779164]Will Skullface have a skull dong?[/QUOTE] It's Brazzers, so [url=http://i.imgur.com/1vu3ee5.jpg]OF COURSH[/url] (nsfw)
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;51779895]pomf.cat won't work for me for some reason, does anyone have a mirror? It's Brazzers, so [url=http://i.imgur.com/1vu3ee5.jpg]OF COURSH[/url] (nsfw)[/QUOTE] [url]http://http.trailers.bz.contentdef.com/10377/vids/bex_casey_calvert_bb120916_trailer_480p_2000.mp4[/url]
[QUOTE=iamgoofball;51777263]oh my GOD this is great, someone forward this to kojima[/QUOTE] forward it to Stefanie Joosten [editline]5th February 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=gufu;51778378]But will they make fun of the rest of the story or only the Venom/Quiet... speaking of, that's not a very quiet Quiet.[/QUOTE] i think that move into some creepy fetish category not just parody, its super weird having sex with a mute
[QUOTE=GrizzlyBear;51779838]Is there anything the fucking Russians won't invade? I bet Karimatrix is responsible.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah what next, you gonna say we elected SGTDoom as mod!? :worried:
I really hope they work in "SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE" into this bad boy
In regards to the whole mute thing [sp]Quiet isn't actually mute, it's just if she speaks English she'll infect people with the vocal cord parasite so she chooses not to speak [/sp]
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;51777004][sp]that's a good snake-eater[/sp] oh my god[/QUOTE] Shit u right
[QUOTE=WJS;51780246]In regards to the whole mute thing [sp]Quiet isn't actually mute, it's just if she speaks English she'll infect people with the vocal cord parasite so she chooses not to speak [/sp][/QUOTE] I don't think a porn parody cares about the canon.
This should include a gay scene just to have Code Talker say "MALE TO MALE COPULATION" And at some point somebody fucks a hamburger
[QUOTE=Dr.C;51781810]And at some point somebody fucks a hamburger[/QUOTE] Highly relevant [video=youtube;OzfNrkJ-3mE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzfNrkJ-3mE[/video]
"DA WOLBACHIA IS IN YOUR SEMEN, SHE MUST DRINK IT" "what if I got it in her ass?"
So where's my extended Super Bowl teaser?
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