• Minecraft Girlfriend Mod...Mother of God...
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I just find it weird that you're walking around in blocks game placin all the woods and suddenly a creeper walks up to you and [b]big double d anime titongas[/b] right in your face. It just doesn't make sense to me.
[QUOTE=DireAvenger;37381973]I just find it weird that you're walking around in blocks game placin all the woods and suddenly a creeper walks up to you and [b]big double d anime titongas[/b] right in your face.[/QUOTE] I cant wait until someone makes something similar for blocks. I can have a sexy relationship with a pile of gravel. I cant wait for it to fail, so I can say our relationship is "on the rocks".
[QUOTE=Chaplin;37371773]The video has 1,000,000+ views and more likes than dislikes why in the name of good taste, i say why[/QUOTE] I was under the impression that he was reviewing a mod from a completely unbiased standpoint, I saw nothing wrong with the video itself. [editline]24th August 2012[/editline] The mod is goddamn hilarious though
[QUOTE=OhHello;37380911]I want Rule 34 of day fucking night.[/QUOTE] [sp]http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/76c9f3eb2ca7bd01ce8cb8075d098b84/484493%20-%20Day_and_Night%20Night%20day%20featured_image%20local-shop.png[/sp] Based off the Disney short "Night and Day"
seriously this has got to be one of the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the net jesus god
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;37382271][sp]http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/76c9f3eb2ca7bd01ce8cb8075d098b84/484493%20-%20Day_and_Night%20Night%20day%20featured_image%20local-shop.png[/sp] Based off the Disney short "Night and Day"[/QUOTE] Do i want to look at that link even?
I was smoking a pipe of mint flavored tobacco while I watched this. Spaghetti started to spew out of the damn thing like a fucking geyser.
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;37376519]spooky slutty skeletons[/QUOTE] send shivers down your dick
So, on the bright side at least everyone who watched this video got a nice meal of spaghetti. Spaghetti's good.
[QUOTE=Feuver;37381602]As the creator of the Visual Novel Megathread, I do not approve of this unless someone that is skilled with words write deep impacting story about each of those monster girls and their pasts experiences, making them fully fledged characters. Then of course you have to place in a death scene to force drama into the scenery. After you finish all the routes, you unlock the true route where everybody survives at the end.[/QUOTE] How could you forget the excessively detailed sex scenes? ... Actually, these better stay out of Minecraft. Oh no, I can't stop thinking about writing explicit Minecraft-themed sex scenes now!
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;37387871]I can't stop thinking about writing explicit Minecraft-themed sex scenes now![/QUOTE] There is a bloody fuckload of sexual minecraft fanfics you know. You just need to have a good eye.
Facts about the mod; -You can custom write each mob, even custom mobs -You can even add your own image for custom mobs and mobs that don't have images yet, so you can actually make each "girl" a dude if you're into that sorta thing, or get rid of the anime focused art entirely for something else, heck, you can put "minecraft" versions of pigeons as each mob - Doesn't get in the way, and you can write the most hentai focused characters, or the most G rated if you are so inclined -"befriended" mobs become friendly to you and follow you/assist you It's an alright mod, customize it however you like, more or less. Personally, the standard download is FILLED with spelling and grammar errors, and I had a go fixing everything, changing names(Cupa? Sounds stupid), and even writing custom script for a Charmander from the pokemon mod.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;37384084]seriously this has got to be one of the most pathetic thing I've ever seen on the net jesus god[/QUOTE] minecraft sex mod OH YEAH MAN [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrk74vJDR_Y"]SO HOT[/URL]
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;37388585]Facts about the mod; -You can custom write each mob, even custom mobs -You can even add your own image for custom mobs and mobs that don't have images yet, so you can actually make each "girl" a dude if you're into that sorta thing, or get rid of the anime focused art entirely for something else, heck, you can put "minecraft" versions of pigeons as each mob - Doesn't get in the way, and you can write the most hentai focused characters, or the most G rated if you are so inclined -"befriended" mobs become friendly to you and follow you/assist you It's an alright mod, customize it however you like, more or less. Personally, the standard download is FILLED with spelling and grammar errors, and I had a go fixing everything, changing names(Cupa? Sounds stupid), and even writing custom script for a Charmander from the pokemon mod.[/QUOTE] If the default cripting was set so that instead of some dating sim bullshit, you actually tame the mobs, it'd kinda work. That said, if you're going to have a mod that allows you to tame hostile mobs, you might as well go the full distance and have it so you actually have to do some proper work to tame the mobs, rather than just use a microphone on them and select a dialog option.
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;37378153]what[/QUOTE] I phrased this poorly. Good anime definitely takes talent. However, to start making more acceptable looking drawings, it takes a lot less talent than drawing in most other styles. Especially the faces.
[QUOTE=Hatley;37386973]So, on the bright side at least everyone who watched this video got a nice meal of spaghetti. Spaghetti's good.[/QUOTE] Fuck normal spaghetti, spaghetti alla chitarra are the real deal.
[QUOTE=Hatley;37389522]If the default cripting was set so that instead of some dating sim bullshit, you actually tame the mobs, it'd kinda work. That said, if you're going to have a mod that allows you to tame hostile mobs, you might as well go the full distance and have it so you actually have to do some proper work to tame the mobs, rather than just use a microphone on them and select a dialog option.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure there was a mod that let you tame creepers, spiders, skeletons, and zombies, but I forgot what it was called.
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;37388585]Facts about the mod; -You can custom write each mob, even custom mobs -You can even add your own image for custom mobs and mobs that don't have images yet, so you can actually make each "girl" a dude if you're into that sorta thing, or get rid of the anime focused art entirely for something else, heck, you can put "minecraft" versions of pigeons as each mob - Doesn't get in the way, and you can write the most hentai focused characters, or the most G rated if you are so inclined -"befriended" mobs become friendly to you and follow you/assist you It's an alright mod, customize it however you like, more or less. Personally, the standard download is FILLED with spelling and grammar errors, and I had a go fixing everything, changing names(Cupa? Sounds stupid), and even writing custom script for a Charmander from the pokemon mod.[/QUOTE] I would download this just to have the skeletons from Evil Dead 3. Following around weeaboo creepers saying stuff like "Hey sweetcheeks, where ya goin'?" and being completely incompetent. Bloody hell, that would be amazing.
This reaches a whole new level of autism.
[QUOTE=Wormy;37372082]Oh there goes gravity, moms spaghetti.[/QUOTE] That's not even the lyrics, man.
i turned into spaghetti
[QUOTE=megafat;37372765]"Hey, how did Steve die?" "He was fucking a creeper."[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWOGqiOpco[/media]
I can only hope that if humanity ever does make contact with another advanced race they NEVER find out about this sort of shit. I also hope that nobody else here on earth has to either.
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;37396370][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWOGqiOpco[/media][/QUOTE] Play it safe, use iron doors
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;37378153]what[/QUOTE] Anime typically has about half of the show being still frames with the background moving and some narration show in.
[QUOTE=Dragoshi1;37388585]Facts about the mod; -You can custom write each mob, even custom mobs -You can even add your own image for custom mobs and mobs that don't have images yet, so you can actually make each "girl" a dude if you're into that sorta thing, or get rid of the anime focused art entirely for something else, heck, you can put "minecraft" versions of pigeons as each mob - Doesn't get in the way, and you can write the most hentai focused characters, or the most G rated if you are so inclined -"befriended" mobs become friendly to you and follow you/assist you It's an alright mod, customize it however you like, more or less. Personally, the standard download is FILLED with spelling and grammar errors, and I had a go fixing everything, changing names(Cupa? Sounds stupid), and even writing custom script for a Charmander from the pokemon mod.[/QUOTE] How would one go about editing said files, I would like to completely revamp this mod
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;37396370][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWOGqiOpco[/media][/QUOTE] Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Rock Bottom.
[img]http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/buca_world_record_spaghetti.jpg[/img] Mother of God.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;37397255]I can only hope that if humanity ever does make contact with another advanced race they NEVER find out about this sort of shit. I also hope that nobody else here on earth has to either.[/QUOTE] To be quite honest, humanity has some way worse problems than this shit, let me tell you.
My plate of sphagetti that I recently ate was full again the second I clicked this thread
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