• 6 hour flat earth documentary
    218 replies, posted
[QUOTE=J!NX;50932109]not only that, but considering how actually terrible the government is at keeping secrets theres no fucking way they could literally keep [B]the entire planets shape[/B] a secret it would be a secret of no value that would require literally limitless resources to hide and wouldn't even make sense in terms of like... what the fuck is the point? controlling people? how does it control people? it's logic that stumbles around needlessly.[/QUOTE] I've heard some conspiracy theory that states that the Earth as we know it actually a "pocket" on an infinite (or at least, very big) plane that contains numerous such "pockets". These pockets are separated from one another by walls of ice (like Antarctica). The government (of the New World Order, what else) is keeping Earth's true shape and nature in order to keep the sheeple in control via limited resources. What [b]can't[/b] you find on Youtube, what a limitless supply of retarded shit. Say what you want about this one, but at least it explains why governments are conspiring.
[QUOTE=J!NX;50932109]not only that, but considering how actually terrible the government is at keeping secrets theres no fucking way they could literally keep [B]the entire planets shape[/B] a secret it would be a secret of no value that would require literally limitless resources to hide and wouldn't even make sense in terms of like... what the fuck is the point? controlling people? how does it control people? it's logic that stumbles around needlessly.[/QUOTE] It's so that BIG GLOBE can sell globes and maps, which somehow is profitable enough to fund all of this. (Real flat-earther argument)
[QUOTE=Gamerman12;50930907]what i dont get is what would the earth being flat actually prove that the government lies to us? wow, big shock, water is wet. that science as we know it is wrong? physics would change a lot if proven right but physics overall has been pretty solid with our explanations so far. we haven't hit any brick walls in terms of physics yet so i don't see why it would affect what we're working on now. more importantly, why would the government lie to us? because not only are private citizens getting closer and closer to space with literal cameras, balloons, and even ships, which would foil their plans easily, but us not knowing the earth is flat would do nothing for the government other than [I]maybe[/I] losing trust from it's people. but even then, the US government has come out several times and shit on itself because of mistakes made in the past, and one of those would definitely have been the space program or round earth stuff if it were actually false. it'd be the dumbest fucking lie ever because it hides nothing lmao.[/QUOTE] It's an atheist conspiracy to take people away from god. I shit you not. If planets are round and there's entire universe, we're not special at all. Just a tiny spit of sand in a very big place. That goes against the perception that we're the chosen ones and that everything was made for us. Atheists are making shit up about round planets and other solar systems so that people do not notice how the flat earth is made perfectly for us. Because if you would see how the earth is flat and everything is revolving around it (moon, sun, all the fucking stars) the only conclusion would be that we are special and someone made everything to suit us. Also money is made up. It doesn't have any actual worth and the NWO/illuminati/whatever has a literally limitless supply (I'm not sure how that works). That's why flat-earthers will tell you that you've lost credibility when you tell them that say moon missions or keeping all the tv channels in the world in line would cost a lot.
PLOT TWIST [IMG]http://puu.sh/qLe3r/ac77cc50c1.jpg[/IMG] IT WAS THE QUEERS ALL ALONG! Also i read through that /pol/ thread someone started because i hate myself [IMG]http://puu.sh/qLKmx/12e00a5642.png[/IMG] I feel really sorry for this guy. You can watch him getting more and more fractured and incoherent as the thread goes on. He dearly needs help
[QUOTE=Trilby Harlow;50933177]PLOT TWIST [IMG]http://puu.sh/qLe3r/ac77cc50c1.jpg[/IMG] IT WAS THE QUEERS ALL ALONG![/QUOTE] of course they wanted everybody to think they were on a giant ball
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;50927335]honestly tho if the earth was flat and you took a plane that literally took off from Eastern Australia, technically we shouldn't be able to make it to Western America Or we take a plane leaving Tasmania and go to Madagascar, the plane should hypothetically leave the Earth[/QUOTE] That's why they fly the plane upside down, and use mirrors to trick us into thinking we're right side up. They also use magicians to keep us clued to the floor so we don't fall to the roof and spot the trick. Writing this was extremely painful. Both physically and mental.
I really want to ask someone who believes in this flat-earth bullshit to draw me a picture of the Earth in space. Like.. I genuinely can't even come up with a way to visualise what it would look like because it's such a stupid idea. Is it just the Earth but flat, floating through space? [B]EDIT:[/B] Do they think that we can fall through the bottom of the Earth if we dig down far enough? What if we said "we're digging down to China" (or whatever that saying is) to them when digging a hole at the beach. Would they freak out and start telling us that if we dig too far we'd just fall out of the bottom of the planet and just fly through space? I'M SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIIIIIIIT!!
[QUOTE=p0rtal;50933666]I really want to ask someone who believes in this flat-earth bullshit to draw me a picture of the Earth in space. Like.. I genuinely can't even come up with a way to visualise what it would look like because it's such a stupid idea. Is it just the Earth but flat, floating through space? [B]EDIT:[/B] Do they think that we can fall through the bottom of the Earth if we dig down far enough? What if we said "we're digging down to China" (or whatever that saying is) to them when digging a hole at the beach. Would they freak out and start telling us that if we dig too far we'd just fall out of the bottom of the planet and just fly through space? I'M SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIIIIIIIT!![/QUOTE] My dad is a flat earther as of recently, who also believes that it's the Jews who want to mislead us so they can create the New World Order when every country goes into civil war because of uncontrolled mass immigration :huh: He believes the concept of gravity is false, and the thing we know of as gravity is actually just the flat disc of the Earth, moving upwards in whatever space it is in, at the speed of our gravity He can't be argued with because [I]"I read it on the internet where it's documented, thus it's obviously true"[/I], next time I see him and he goes off about this shit I'm just going to show him an article on simple experiments he can do at home to disprove a flat earth in 2 seconds I sincerely didn't believe he was even more naive then I used to be at the age of fucking 12 - but he's so sheltered and lonely I can understand his psyche wants to seek out interesting things that aren't there
[QUOTE=p0rtal;50933666] Do they think that we can fall through the bottom of the Earth if we dig down far enough? What if we said "we're digging down to China" (or whatever that saying is) to them when digging a hole at the beach. Would they freak out and start telling us that if we dig too far we'd just fall out of the bottom of the planet and just fly through space? I'M SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIIIIIIIT!![/QUOTE] If you dig down far enough then you will just hurt the turtle. And that's space animal cruelty.
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime he cites Dr. Samuel Rowbotham.
Those deceiving FREE MASONS!
[QUOTE=Kidd;50937199]Those deceiving FREE MASONS![/QUOTE] 33 degrees of mystery :tinfoil: i love how important freemasons are to many many many conspiracies. does anyone even know anything about the freemasons or is their secretive nature just [I]that[/I]​ good as bait?
What the hell even is a Freemason? I only know of them from the Simpsons
Freemasons are just a group of old people who get together on weekends and get drunk. [editline]24th August 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Ta16;50927044]I love how every time someone talks about Illuminate, NWO, or Cabal they immediately blame the freemasons. Everytime someone finds out my Fathers one they're like "Oh... So your dad knows about the aliens then, right?" :v:[/QUOTE] I was a member of Rotary for a few years, they're one of those secret Illuminati clubs that rule the world alongside the Lions, Shriners, Freemasons, and a few others I think. It's really nothing sinister. It's comical how many people are obsessed with it.
me pep-pep was a mason
[QUOTE=J!NX;50932109]not only that, but considering how actually terrible the government is at keeping secrets theres no fucking way they could literally keep [B]the entire planets shape[/B] a secret it would be a secret of no value that would require literally limitless resources to hide and wouldn't even make sense in terms of like... what the fuck is the point? controlling people? how does it control people? it's logic that stumbles around needlessly.[/QUOTE] nono you don't understand all the government secrets that get 'leaked' are just red herrings to throw us off the real scent!!!!! wack up shepple!!
[QUOTE=WJS;50938186]What the hell even is a Freemason? I only know of them from the Simpsons[/QUOTE] I met one once. I was doing Asset Protection at a Best Buy where you stand at the door basically and greet customers. So this black guy in a like a black trench coat walks in and asks if I need to see his bag and when he comes over I notice he's wearing a freemason necklace, and I was bored so I was like "What's up with that necklace? I've seen that symbol around before." And I swear to god with some Morgan-Freeman level coolness he just smiles, chuckles to himself and says. "One day, we'll all be able to speak without words." And he walks away. And I was like dude, that was super mysterious and cool. Than he came back like ten minutes later and tried to recruit me like a boy scout and he completely ruined his fucking image. "You know we don't actively recruit members but it's good for young folks to join. I've seen the top of the mountain etc etc." And just got really annoying and nonsensical with it. I couldn't wait to get rid of him after that. [editline]24th August 2016[/editline] [i][b]"Said Samuel Rowbotham-"[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=WJS;50938186]What the hell even is a Freemason? I only know of them from the Simpsons[/QUOTE] basically a guild of really rich people. Very-very secretive, Parents used to hang around with a few of them back 10 years ago. People they knew were really nice but were often very closed with what goes on in the freemasonry.
[QUOTE=cr2142;50939471]basically a guild of really rich people. Very-very secretive, Parents used to hang around with a few of them back 10 years ago. People they knew were really nice but were often very closed with what goes on in the freemasonry.[/QUOTE] As a Prior De'Molay member and new Freemason, this is relatively correct except for the rich people part. EDIT: Must of the "super secret" stuff is just sacred tradition though, thats really what makes Freemasons what they are, tradition.
At this point I can't even tell if these people are real or just advanced level trolls. Part of me says that nobody could make a 6 hour video just to troll. On the other hand I know that capable of extreme feats when it comes to trolling.
Flat Earthers need to be in on some elaborate hoax to get a free trip into Space. Though no doubt even if somebody was that hell bent on disproving them, they'd probably still be all "I'm not really here! You've drugged me! I'm in a coma! We're in the Matrix! GIVE ME THE BLUE PILL! THE BLUE PILL!"
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;50925234]One of Einstein's postulates is literally that there is no way to tell the difference between a system affected by gravity and a constantly accelerated system, so within the realms of relativity their explanation absolutely checks out.[/QUOTE] Yeah, sure, but I probably shouldn't have to point out that using the postulates of our most accurate theory of gravity to explain how gravity doesn't exist is fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;50938188] I was a member of Rotary for a few years, they're one of those secret Illuminati clubs that rule the world alongside the Lions, Shriners, Freemasons, and a few others I think. It's really nothing sinister. It's comical how many people are obsessed with it.[/QUOTE] Ex-governor for my district's chapter of Roteract, I have been involved in making CGI to depict the earth as round rather than its true flat nature. NASA is just a big studio in Hollywood. But really, since when did Rotary and Lions get upgraded(or succumb) into Freemason level. IIRC Rotary and Lions are more of an open community NGO thing while Freemason is a bit of a secret gentleman's fraternity group. Though they get the hiss from conspiracy theorists and whatnot because of their secrecy and shit, and people like to tie them with Judaism so they get quite some anti-semitic hate too.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.