Red Letter Media Watches the Ending of Resident Evil: Afterlife - General

How did that knife go into his head, she just fucking tapped him with it.

she placed it there like 'ploop'

What a lifeless, static, boring fight scene. Tries way too hard to be The Matrix.

The RE movies are good for a laugh, if they just called these movies a parody of the game, I'd understand why they blow.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;37750521]The really funny part is when super dude moves all fast and jumping around with the two newbs with guns. But when the chick who can kick glass comes into the picture he's suddenly human again and can't move out of the way. Consistency![/QUOTE] I still don't understand the beginning where she apparently survives a crash against a fucking mountain, the "osprey" is pulverized while she comes out slightly bruised and dirty. This movie is pretty funny overall [editline]22nd September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rocko's;37759416]The RE movies are good for a laugh, if they just called these movies a parody of the game, I'd understand why they blow.[/QUOTE] They were really decent up until the second, the third sucked and i don't know what the fuck happened after it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rRVJDW4Bk[/media] Just incase you can't get enough Rich Evans.

Oh god the movie doesn't go on for 15 SECONDS without a goddamn slow-motion or something coming towards the screen (in slow-motion too).

[QUOTE=Sardonus;37750381]the Resident Evil movies somehow manage to be worse than the games it's an impressive feat, really[/QUOTE] You didn't just say that. Resident evil 1 - 3, and remake are fantastic games. Resident evil 4 is pretty good too.

This is why I hate 3D. All those scenes are shitty looking because they're made specifically to take advantage of 3D Not that it wouldn't be shit without it anyway because jesus how stupid does that ending look

I can't believe Rich gets no love.

that fight scene was a bit like the scene in the re5 dlc, except without someone shoving him out a window youd think wesker would learn not to fight two people at once

the latest movie ending hyped me up like shit for the next one

This is the result of having your husband as the director and you as a main lead of his shitty movies. Seriously, has she done shit outside of Paul W. S. Anderson movies?

[QUOTE=spekter;37755091]Generally in the past when they introduce him in vids or mention him, they play a clip of him laughing like that at something random.[/QUOTE] Or they show that picture where he had a really bad allergic reaction to a cat.

[QUOTE=shian;37763066]This is the result of having your husband as the director and you as a main lead of his shitty movies. Seriously, has she done shit outside of Paul W. S. Anderson movies?[/QUOTE] The Fifth Element? That was a great film.

[QUOTE=JesterUK;37763950]The Fifth Element? That was a great film.[/QUOTE] People always say this, but have you actually watched it recently? It's visually interesting, but other than that, it's just boring and barely has anything actually happening.

[QUOTE=Nikota;37764222]People always say this, but have you actually watched it recently? It's visually interesting, but other than that, it's just boring and barely has anything actually happening.[/QUOTE] I watched it about a month ago. I still liked it :c

[QUOTE=Nikota;37764222]People always say this, but have you actually watched it recently? It's visually interesting, but other than that, it's just boring and barely has anything actually happening.[/QUOTE] um no? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8ednS0skQ[/media]

[QUOTE=***zer0***;37760043]You didn't just say that. Resident evil 1 - 3, and remake are fantastic games. Resident evil 4 is pretty good too.[/QUOTE] qft Even though they have some pretty clunky controls, it helps making the game scary, and RE4 changed that, while still retaining an ok story, gameplay being the very high point. I hate how the movies have so many differences apart from the game.

How could she shoot him when seconds ago he was faster than fucking Sonic? How could she stab him? wHow do you kick a shard of glass? What is happening?

[QUOTE=dass;37766021]Even though they have some pretty clunky controls, it helps making the game scary[/QUOTE] i completely disagree with this. i feel like this is just some excuse for "tank controls" that even silent hill was using which is extremely outdated/didn't age well. and to be honest resident evil 1 comes more across as campy as opposed to scary or frightening. especially the remake with all of the live action bits. but it feels like it's campy as a love-letter to those romero zombie movies and not just because of its shitty translations and bad voice acting. it has heart, and i appreciate that these movies though? no heart, no love, just money.

I am sure fat people are scared more because they can not move as fast.

[QUOTE=Nikota;37764222]People always say this, but have you actually watched it recently? It's visually interesting, but other than that, it's just boring and barely has anything actually happening.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV_eGm1qgGs[/media] The only reason I watch The Fifth Element is for the silly pronunciation of Multipass.

[QUOTE]The Fifth Element[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nikota;37764222] barely has anything actually happening.[/QUOTE] oh shit what are you doing.

Three minutes of three guys laughing. Yes I know that it's a bad scene but having them sat there laughing, barely saying anything doesn't really add anything to it.

For those people who don't like Rich Evans glorious laugh. [video=youtube;yTEdf5VS3EA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTEdf5VS3EA[/video]

[QUOTE=Nikota;37764222]People always say this, but have you actually watched it recently? It's visually interesting, but other than that, it's just boring and barely has anything actually happening.[/QUOTE] I have to say watching it on DVD or on TV isn't the same when it was in theater. But it's not the age it's the cut, I remember different scenes or cut out parts like the McDonalds, the nip slip, to Bruce Willis yelling 5 seconds at every action scene.

[QUOTE=Jamin2;37783914]Three minutes of three guys laughing. Yes I know that it's a bad scene but having them sat there laughing, barely saying anything doesn't really add anything to it.[/QUOTE] Then watch the rest of the review? Jay said that the 4th movie broke them and that was the scene in the review that played immediately afterwards.

their laughter is more annoying than the film