How to cook a Krabby Patty - General

[QUOTE=redBadger;46197111]Geez y'all are pussies. Ground beef is 10x better with a good but of pink[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck kind of non-man little bitch doesn't want to spend days alternating between kneeling and sitting as his digestive system plays a violent tug-of-war match to exit his body from both mouth and ass.

[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;46194632]It wasn't rare though it was raw meat.[/QUOTE] Theres a difference?

i think i puked a little

He fucking rubbed the raw ground beef against the fucking vegetables. HE FUCKING RUBBED SALMONELLA EVERYWHERE.

[video=youtube;gGCHyPyNi3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGCHyPyNi3k&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/video] Why would you ever place a gun in this kids hands.

sammytanookigamer or whatever his name is has competition

doubleswee based af

[video=youtube;Oh4AL3n6r0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4AL3n6r0Q[/video] This one too

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_s60LGHZRo&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/media] this kid is godlike

[QUOTE=redBadger;46197111]Geez y'all are pussies. Ground beef is 10x better with a good but of pink[/QUOTE] Just FYI: Steaks can be cooked rare, medium rare, etc. because they are whole pieces of meat. In ground up hamburger meat, the surface area of exposed meat is everywhere within the patty. You cannot undercook a hamburger patty safely.

this kid has grown up his whole life under the influence of tim and eric i bet fucking brilliant videos, i got a good laugh from a few of them [editline]10th October 2014[/editline] p.s. fuck a well-done hamburger

[QUOTE=Ownederd;46192446]Hamburgers are nice with a little bit of pink in the middle tho.[/QUOTE] Ground meat should always be well done. A steak may be eaten rare because the bacteria on the outside will be killed off by heat, but with ground beef the same bacteria will be on the inside and outside.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;46192820]iirc its his older friend who tolerates his shit because he gets to hang out at his sweet house[/QUOTE] actually i believe it's his dad at least in that video, that's who's filming

Is it just me or is his stupid voice just him trying to imitate spongebob? Like, what if he actually wants to become spongebob?

I think he has some sort of disability because he has these random outbursts of "AEJHAEUAEHUH".

[QUOTE=Skyguy113;46202564]I think he has some sort of disability because he has these random outbursts of "AEJHAEUAEHUH".[/QUOTE] spongebobs laugh dude

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;46202581]spongebobs laugh dude[/QUOTE] okay well the way he does it makes him seem really autistic then

I think its because he's really autistic

I can't believe I watched all 16 minutes and 31 seconds of that.

Didn't this kid have a video about a religion he made up? Pretty sure it was called Sweeology, but I can't find the video anywhere. If I remember correctly, he had to take it down because his mom didn't like it. [editline]10th October 2014[/editline] Found it [video=youtube;_nI3ODWeTg8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nI3ODWeTg8[/video]

Its my buddy Rain man.

I am fairly sure this kid ACTUALLY has like mild autism or aspergers or something IIRC. Still, that kid is rich AF

[QUOTE=Feuver;46198114]He fucking rubbed the raw ground beef against the fucking vegetables. HE FUCKING RUBBED SALMONELLA EVERYWHERE.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.abc.net.au/tv/cookandchef/img/c&c_2009_s_m1745273.jpg[/IMG] Steak tartare. [QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46199060]Just FYI: Steaks can be cooked rare, medium rare, etc. because they are whole pieces of meat. In ground up hamburger meat, the surface area of exposed meat is everywhere within the patty. You cannot undercook a hamburger patty safely.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Oscar Lima Echo;46200878]Ground meat should always be well done. A steak may be eaten rare because the bacteria on the outside will be killed off by heat, but with ground beef the same bacteria will be on the inside and outside.[/QUOTE] [quote] [IMG]http://www.roadfood.com/Photos/17245.jpg[/IMG] [/quote] Medium rare burger.

yes I trust that this kid knew what he was doing and knowingly prepared mostly raw meat for himself

I think my servesafe certificate crumbled up and caught fire from watching this video. The only rule he didn't break was wearing nail polish jesus

[QUOTE=RichyZ;46204534]yeah they exist still not the safest thing you should be eating[/QUOTE] Its as unsafe as eating sushi.

[video=youtube;a3aiAUqC9mA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3aiAUqC9mA[/video] this kid is a genius ((and my hero)). lets also not forget that he created an entire album. [video=youtube;KUJOvmDR9N4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUJOvmDR9N4[/video] you're welcome.

[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;46198300][video=youtube;gGCHyPyNi3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGCHyPyNi3k&list=UUQp5zjsB7t9x1zFT68e-uFw[/video] Why would you ever place a gun in this kids hands.[/QUOTE] the description is gold "couldnt shoot them at the house because the neighbors will call the police because they are stupid"

Since there was so little meat in his Krabby Patty, you could call it a veggie burger instead.

[QUOTE=mayo;46207119][video=youtube;a3aiAUqC9mA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3aiAUqC9mA[/video] this kid is a genius ((and my hero)). lets also not forget that he created an entire album. [video=youtube;KUJOvmDR9N4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUJOvmDR9N4[/video] you're welcome.[/QUOTE] I wonder what it's like to be that one other kid in the top video.