• So I think my girlfriend might be a nymphomaniac
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I used to date a nympho, her friend incidentally had a crush on me, and I ended up getting the best dual handjob of my life. My advice to OP: Invite your girlfriends female friends into the mix.
I'll just facepalm in the corner...
For all y'all going 'this is good': What if she gets in the mood and you're nowhere to be found?
Kinda the point I was making...
ItchyBarracuda thread: "someone wants to have sex with me a lot, post about it here" [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25632097]For all y'all going 'this is good': What if she gets in the mood and you're nowhere to be found?[/QUOTE] she's got fingers and a whole thriving industry, she'll learn if she has to
Give me her number. Now.
didn't know you were still around
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25632097]For all y'all going 'this is good': What if she gets in the mood and you're nowhere to be found?[/QUOTE] This. Keep an eye on her, OP.
Might seem out of left field, But has she had any type of trauma in her life? ie: beatin, sexually abused, etc.
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25631448]A woman's sexual appetite is a little more finicky than a man's though, it really is most of the time a psycological state of mind with them.[/QUOTE] Elaborate?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;25632097]For all y'all going 'this is good': What if she gets in the mood and you're nowhere to be found?[/QUOTE] She masturbates when I'm not around and tells me about it freely when I get back , and then forces me into bed anyway
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25632387]She masturbates when I'm not around and tells me about it freely when I get back , and then forces me into bed anyway[/QUOTE] Yeah....you should probably get her to see a doctor or something.
Asking a doctor isn't a bad idea. There might be some kind of medication that she could take to suppress her desires when she's going out in public.
no, nympho is super rare, and it is a serious brain disorder. as in, she'd be fucking everyone. Your neighbor, whoever. Your girlfriend probably has some other unresolved issue.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;25632438]Asking a doctor isn't a bad idea. There might be some kind of medication that she could take to suppress her desires when she's going out in public.[/QUOTE] good god this is turning into some sort of fucked up fanfiction
Don't return home. Forge a new identity. Change phone numbers. Cut off all communication.
I personally find it hilarious. In all serious, take her to a psychiatrist. If there's a problem, problem fixed, job done. If there isn't a problem, your girlfriend is just really horny, job done. Win-win either way, since you still get to fuck her.
I would give my favorite testikel for a girlfriend like that
i wonder how much it costs you in condoms monthly
Sounds like one of my exes. :v: She would do things like [quote]we're in public, I'm shopping in a store with her and she suddenly sticks her hand down my pants IN FRONT OF PEOPLE[/quote] all the time.
I think you need to talk to her about this, try to convince her the cosmic principle of "there's a time and a place, darling". I'd probably tell you to start reprimanding her for her misconduct in public, but that'd probably just piss her off. Best to just go with the therapy and the "time and place" thing, and hopefully she'll stop treating you like a candy store in public. It's all good behind closed doors (except when in the company of friends and family, in which case it's best not to bring her home to momma), but out in the open for erryone to see is pretty darn immoral. By the way, how loyal is she? Is she devoted to you, or is she "familiar" with others?
Do. Not. Let. Her. Go.
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25631448]As of lately I hadn't thought much of it. It's been a healthy relationship of sorts, there's a lot of communication between us and whenever there's an issue it gets resolved quickly because of either one of us just getting it out in the open and dealing with the problem. And like any healthy relationship, the sex is great. And more and more frequent as time has passed. But it wasn't until I started reading into men and women's psychological health that I began to realize she might actually be what is traditionally defined a "nymphomaniac" or "hypersexuality". Women, just like men, go through hormonal phases of sexual ups and lows, some more than others. A woman's sexual appetite is a little more finicky than a man's though, it really is most of the time a psycological state of mind with them. She in recent months has become a wild touchy feely sex maniac, it's gotten to the point of a little crazy. Now before you're like "Why the hell are you complaining about a girl wanting to have sex constantly", hear me out. It's gotten to the point of we're in public, I'm shopping in a store with her and she suddenly sticks her hand down my pants IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. It's an awesome rush of adrenaline, but when you're getting thrown out of stores constantly for "indecent behavior" it has become an issue. And by indecent behavior I mean she pushes me into one of the dressing rooms and starts screwing me like a jack rabbit, with a complete disregard for how much noise she's making. I can't even go into the Express store near me anymore because I've apparently been blacklisted (and god damnit it's one of my favorite stores). I don't really have a problem about her appetite, but I'm beginning to research this a little more because of the implications this kind of behavior can have on a relationship in the long run. If I were to guess we've done it about 16 times this past week alone, in some of the stranger of places I've had sex in my time (a janitor's closet, a hospital patient waiting room, and in my car by the beach as we changed into swimsuits (and a whole bunch of tourists saw us, they just stopped, and stood there, staring, like, dumbfounded). Needless to say it was a little embarrassing but we laughed it off. I really don't know what to think of it or if I should inquire into it further and have her undergo some slight psychiatric evaluation, so at least I can confirm any of my thoughts regarding this. Has anyone else dealt with someone like this before? [b]Edit[/b]: As a sidenote, I am not complaining. I fucking love it. I'm just curious about the condition.[/QUOTE] Nymphomaniacs love em and leave em, that their literal modus operandi and a firm symptom of a greater attachment issue. If you guys have been together a while, it may just be a phase. If you haven't been together that long... welp, enjoy it while you can.
*sniff* You lucky bastard. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] P.S. on the topic of having sex in weird places. Find a building with an elevator (at least 12 stores high, recommended) Stop the elevator at the top floor. Have sex. If someones tried to call the elevator you'll have like 10-20 seconds to put your clothes on. I liked it.
Who cares man, just satisfy her. Any yourself.
oooooooooh barracuda!
P.P.S. I hate you.
16 times? Shit man, you've living the life
[QUOTE=Jack Trades;25632910]*sniff* You lucky bastard. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] P.S. on the topic of having sex in weird places. Find a building with an elevator (at least 12 stores high, recommended) Stop the elevator at the top floor. Have sex. If someones tried to call the elevator you'll have like 10-20 seconds to put your clothes on. I liked it.[/QUOTE] Except if they get in at the top floor? Who says they'll call it from the bottom?
I should go out with your girlfriend. Like, seriously. Like, this shit: [quote]It's gotten to the point of we're in public, I'm shopping in a store with her and she suddenly sticks her hand down my pants IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.[/quote] [quote]If I were to guess we've done it about 16 times this past week alone, in some of the stranger of places I've had sex in my time (a janitor's closet, a hospital patient waiting room, and in my car by the beach as we changed into swimsuits (and a whole bunch of tourists saw us, they just stopped, and stood there, staring, like, dumbfounded).[/quote] Is like, my second most major turn on. Quit your yappin and consider yourself lucky.
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