[QUOTE=s3xt0y;25632237]Might seem out of left field, But has she had any type of trauma in her life? ie: beatin, sexually abused, etc.[/QUOTE]
Not to my knowledge. We've been open about our personal lives and talked in depth about each other's pasts already. I know pretty much everything I need to know. She isn't the compulsive lying type or one that would keep secrets. She's told me all about bad things that happened in her past, but it relates nothing to physical or mental trauma, or sexual abuse or anything of the sort.
I suppose you would get some bruises or something from such a wild sex and such amount of it....But you didn't mention it. She should see the doctor.
get her pregnant
On your wedding day, have sex with her infront of everybody.
"You may now kiss the bride"
And the humping begins
Does that mean shes wild? :D
I say that you donate her to Facepunch and you get Mod Status.
And we will all ask nicely. Right guys?
Hmm I think I have found OP's facebook, Do I get a prize?
[QUOTE=Funny;25638852]Hmm I think I have found OP's facebook, Do I get a prize?[/QUOTE]
Leave it alone. Do not ruin this man's wonderful life.
Out-fuck her
What I means is, fuck her more often and crazier than she fucks you. beat her at her own twisted sexy game.
[QUOTE=Deri102;25638977]Leave it alone. Do not ruin this man's wonderful life.[/QUOTE]
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You lucky bastard.
Stop being curious. Begin having sex. NOW.
I had an all-access pass to a woman who JUST wanted to ONLY have sex with me 24/7?
I wouldn't be seen for days, too busy having sex. I would only leave to buy more condoms and food.
Make some videos for us. I'm sure she would love the idea
:flashfap:
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25637840]That's what's kind of worrying me...[/QUOTE]
The last few months were nothing else but sex, and our relationship fell because of the fact that she came over to my house to fuck me and almost instantly after sex she'd leave. (And the other way around) It was like all emotions were left behind and it was [B]only[/B] the sex that mattered.
I'd advice you to talk about this with your girlfriend. I bet she'll have to calm down sometime.
[QUOTE=The_Putty;25631485]i never thought facepunch could get any weirder
somebody actually has a girlfriend[/QUOTE]
I do as well.
Another quality ItchyBarracuda thread
I'm with Gestapo, another thread demonstrating how Facepunch behaves.
I might've missed it, but how long have you two been together?
You lucky fucking bastard.
[quote]I can't even go into the Express store near me anymore because I've apparently been blacklisted (and god damnit it's one of my favorite stores).[/quote]
Don't know why, but that made my day
Oh God.
I envy you, OP. :saddowns:
OP, how long have you've been dating??
I'll buy her off you for a camel and 2 bags of gold.
How about another man in the relationship? Where do you live and when are you available?
OP since she left you get back at her by posting nudes, I know you have some if she is that freaky. Don't lie op. Just do it.
The whole public displays thing can be awkward, used to know a couple with exactly the same habit, impossible to go out with them except to the most private events.
DO NOT ENGAGE IN ENDLESS SEX!
Sex is great, I know, but it'll get boring after a while. I was involved with a freak and we fucked constantly. Eventually it got boring.
Plus, if it's anything like beating your meat, you wont be able to get it up after a while.
Wait, if your girlfriend fucks you all the time...
doesn't that mean she's loose as hell?
You are one lucky guy
I kind of get your problems, but i dont get why you think its embarising to have sex public? I mean if i saw someone banging a hot girl in public i would think wtf and then lucky bastard.
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