I had a dream that I was hiking through a burned area of a forest a few days ago. I came across a baby bear, and I tried to run away but my legs wouldn't move and I had to crawl. No matter which direction I turned in, the cub would loop around and cut me off, and the mama bear just watched menacingly the whole time. Really shitty dream.
I keep dreaming lately that I'm part of the Ghost Adventures crew because I've been watching the show so much (say what you will about my silly beliefs), but every time we'd investigate, absolutely fuck all happened and eventually I was kicked off the team because they used some device that revealed that I exude so fucking much bad energy that I'm basically a walking spirit repellent.
In the last dream where this was discovered, one of the investigators, Aaron (the bald one), just straight up shrugged and told me "You just suck, I guess. Sorry."
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i was in the sengoku period of japan. the last prostitute in the city under seige was a dude but i had no problem with that so i paid and began to fuck them when the beseigers began their assault. i was blueballed so i dragged them around the city, fought off some samurai, and tried getting a few pounds in here or there. never did end up cumming.
I was in someones car on the highway and the window was down and i had a window seat on the right.. for SOME REASON, there was an outside game of baseball and it was on this cliff platform mountain thing??? The baseball flew into my direction and I caught it and the crowd went wild and I smiled with the ball in my hand and waving it out the window in joy.
I dont know what the fuck that means??? I dont watch or care for baseball so.... ????
I don't remember most of it but it ended up in me being a mediator sitting in front of a computer inside metallic building, controling a row of people going through a door that transformed them in data to send them into the internet and act for a movie directly from there.
We were competing with another studio and one asked me about the movie theme. I didn't know it either and I went through the door to look around. There was a half made racing circuit inside a huge hangar covering the entire view and groups of people selling the update for a game that I haven't played in months. One guy was complaining about the update adding a lot of grindy content, then dropped something that seemed like a broken console and ran away.
I have yet to understand why that last part made me wake up with a faint feeling of remorse.
A women came into my room while i was in bed and started touching my dick i told her to piss off then i woke up
I was at someone's house (no idea who they were, i was just at their house) and going through their games. I found a dating sim where one of the options was to find and seduce Jesus Christ himself. After playing that for a bit I walked through the front door and walked into what looked like the 20th floor of a skyscraper. On that floor there was some guys recording a podcast. They didn't seem to even notice I was there. One went backstage and I followed him down a staircase. After two or three floors I went through another door and ended up outside a supermarket. I decided to just walk home at that point. I made it decently before a hobo tried to mug me. I put up my fists and woke up in the middle of the fight.
what a fucking journey.
all i remember is that the poor people sat in chairs under normal umbrellas and the rich had umbrellas that attached to their heads like something from videodrome
I swam in shit. ...I'll start from the beginning.
I was apparently working for a contractor that was hired by a railroad company to remove the speaker system from an old faulty train and put it in a new train. Me and my colleagues started working on it while other people were tearing the old train apart. Somehow following the cables speaker to speaker I ended up in the sewers. I do not know why a speaker system in an old train was connected to speakers in a sewer, or why there was speakers in the sewers.
So I ended up at one end of a big pool of shit-filled water. There was some creature on the other side of the water that told me that I could climb across on some beams. My dream self apparently decided that it wasn't worth the hassle so I jumped into the water and swam across. The rest of the dream was me sitting next to the creature, talking to it, and cleaning myself with water from a broken pipe.
i went to a Popeye's (i have never been in one in my life) and tried to order some food but the menu was strange and impossible to make sense of and scared me so i left. i woke up and found that someone had cut my hair short which greatly disappointed me. then i woke up for real.
I had an odd dream where I was being chased by a giant eight legged moose with no antlers. Canadian nightmares.
Just woke up from a nap. President Moon Jae In and kim jong un was in Singapore for a visit, when he arrived at his hotel, some SK women was shouting at him that her hotel room didn't have a master bedroom...
And then I ran to the city center to photograph fireworks. They turn shipping containers into huge light up displays in the bay area.
I dreamed that I royally fucked up at my new job.
I dreamed that I was wearing shorts (I never wear shorts) and I talked to some people while sitting in the grass. I noticed a bright blue centipede had burrowed into my leg with only a couple inches sticking out. I try to grab it but the rest of it slips in. I then see all these centipedes wriggling around under the skin of my legs. They were maybe a foot long each and about as wide as a pencil.
It would be an exaggeration to say I'll never wear shorts again, but I'm sure as hell not gonna start now.
I was friends with somebody who was baaically a techno wizard who wanted to build a kind of amusement park. He had a warehouse where he constructed what were basically massive mechanical game and watch games with a real person as the player. He had to operate them from a control panel but he also drove around a massive kart of gadgets and computers that had remotes for some featurea like music and outside lighting. I was offered to test run a game. You had to run to little rooms lit up with item signs above the doors and escape "charging bulls", which were marked on the floor using lights underneath translucent plastic/glass floor.
It was pretty fun until I woke up.
Weirdly I also remember having some kind of discussion about 2D hand drawn art vs 3D cel shaded graphics in games.
I finished aria of sorrow last night before bd and had a dream that they released a new castlevania game in the style of symphony of night and it was the best castlevania game made.
I made a thread about it on facepunch but i accidentally called it "castlevania aria of sorrow" and i was really embarrassed.
I dreamt that I kept smoking weed in inopportune places like supermarkets and kept getting into trouble. No idea why - I haven;'t smoked weed in like, 4 years.
I woke myself up twice in one night.
I dreamed I was being chased by some shitty MS Paint drawing and woke up saying "oh shit" when it got close.
The second dream had me playing a game with my friends. Something funny happened and I woke up smiling and maybe laughing.
I open my eyes and find I'm fully dressed in bed, but the bed itself was in among the crowd of seats at some kind of panel at a convention. The guy on stage was answering questions while doing some kind of interpretive dance unrelated to what he was saying. When that ended I got up and felt my pockets. Both my phone and wallet were missing. Panicked I ask a person to dial my number. Nearby I hear the phone ring and find it in the bag of some nerdy looking guy playing a trading card game. I get increasingly angrier as he argues with me that he didn't have my wallet. As in, I was shouting really hard and getting ready to start throwing fists. He finally tells me he gave it to some guy in the dealer's room.
I woke up as I was sprinting through this really weird convention hall/hotel like place trying to find the place.
My grandma was on holiday for a week so I had a party at her house. From what I remember it fairly quickly got out of control, some guy wearing like a police uniform was stood outside my house saying I had to clean up the cigarette ends from the front of the house so they didn't light a fire. I got annoyed that he was telling me what to do in the privacy of my own house (even tho it wasn't mine) and we started arguing. The front of the house was facing a public park with wildlife running about and I remember feeling pretty calm as me and this guy stopped arguing and told me a joke about deers which was dumb and made no sense, but in the dream we both laughed?
Soon after I walked back inside and heard a glass break and a lot of commotion, some girl had been hit in the face with the glass and was lying on the floor bleeding heavily, I was much more concerned about the carpet staining. I was trying to get people to call an ambulance but no one would do it properly for a while. I went back inside and downstairs to this kitchen area which was a mess with more blood everywhere somehow, I woke up about this time but this was one of the most stressful dreams I've had in a while.
This "gang" destroyed most of the stuff in my basement. They had teal bandanas. Bobby Moynihan from SNL was among them because reasons..? They destroyed my second monitor. I was so pissed.
I was trying to find ancient flash files and videos on the internet archive.
woke up mid video and now im up at 2:30am feeling a tad annoyed.
Recently my dreams in the morning have been a Giger-esque medley of concepts that I am stumbling my way through like "No, that's just silly, if a dog had a tap in it then it would leak". Then I just wake up from that with a sentence like that in my mind wondering what the hell my brain is doing.
I was asleep so long that I had two dream plots.
In one, I was in the game Oblivion and stumbled on a land that makes you turn into your younger self. Almost everyone I know walked in the area as well.
I was in a restaurant with my dad and best friend. This dream played on the "girls are gross" joke. In an apocalyptic way, a bunch of girls rushed toward the building and we all escape with all our might. I punched through a window and cut my arm just to get out.
For some reason I was playing Rainbow Six: Siege but like, as if I was playing it in VR or something.
I don't even play the game, I just watch YouTube videos of it.
I was playing some very Skyrim-esque game (complete with a HUD that showed quest progression!) and I guess the plot to whatever quest I was doing at the time was "weird fucking anime witches have non-anime slaves mining away in this cave forever but it's magic or some shit so nothing in the cave ever dies and stays dead but you don't know that last part so you're going there to kill them." I guess I killed the witches (this part was just kinda skipped over in my sleep but my brain heavily implied it), then the anime witch in charge woke up pissed at me and I had a stereotypical "you lose control of your character while the enemy character leads and tosses you around" "cutscene" like in Resident Evil 7 when Mia cuts off your hand/Jack grabs you or in Far Cry 5 any fucking time you deal with Faith. They threw me in a cage and my alarm went off.
It was fucking weird. Is this what it's like to install a bunch of anime model replacements and Loverslab mods for Skyrim?
Took a nap, and dreamt really hard. So the first part of my dream which I remember, I was living in a flat, and apparently there were strong winds. I was using the toilet in the flat, and somehow, the wind carried it up, and it came crashing down. It happened thrice, and the third time, it kinda dislodged itself. I had to piss in a plastic bag and leave it outside.
Then, when I got out, it was slanted, almost gonna collapse, but only the toilet part. So my mum came back and I told us to call the town council. But Dad was afraid that they might know of our illegal modifications to the pipes.
The town council came, but apparently the neighbour above was staying on the toilet, which because he was still taking a dump. Everyone was asking him to gtfo but he wouldn't, so one of the guy from the town council poop in his pants which made him poop as well. And then all of a sudden the force made him shift the toilet and it came crashing down.
Next, I shifted to another scene. Homer Simpson was in a cave, and people were getting matchmaked to others based on their skill levels. So he had to show off, and apparently Homer started to work on a tool, in a hallway presenting his skill. He kept unscrewing, and then quickly turning to screwing a sword, and then he made a sword that can lockpick. Some people cheered while others booed.
I googled, and apparently the first scene was from a sitcom. Weird af (I was googling in the dream)
And then, the next part was the dad, somehow falling in love with this black lady in a mansion, and he drives her off to another mansion. She mentioned to him there's a jacuzzi, and she and 2 other black ladies turned up. But the dad changed into the mum somehow.
And I was googling again because a friend told me people were finding the yellow submarine from the beatles, to see what were people doing in the submarine. And then the same friend messaged me saying that Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplanes (somehow she was called Liv) was getting high in the submarine, and she was doing so much drugs she looked like a lizard. So I googled her, and there was a video from 2003 where she was running from a student camp protest somewhere in San Francisco bay. The police and students were trying to stop her from running, but she kept going, and they were reluctant to shoot at her. She went out of the frame and the police kept chasing. And then I woke up.
I rarely remember my dreams. I know that often the sea dreams and it rages, and often snits like I'm drowning in the sea. Or instead of the sea a hurricane. Although the most terrible thing for me is the sea.
i was walking down the dream freeway interchange that i've been to multiple times in my dream with a couple of friends. it was just outside a city. it wasn't necessarily post-apocalyptic but the world was decaying. we go down an off-ramp and come to an intersection. while loitering about, a pretty, thin girl comes up to us, and to me it was love at first sight. apparently she used to be a well-known actress in my dream-world but gave it up to wander. she took us to where she had been living, a giant underground silo storing a massive decaying robot, kind of like liberty prime. there were other people there, too, rebel-like types. they accepted us with open arms. some more things happened that i only have a vague recollection of, but it was mostly hanging around her. the last part of it was most memorable. i was sitting in a recliner, she was sitting on my shoulders. i was playing a video game or something. she started to lose balance but i caught her, albeit at a strange angle. this caused her ribcage to go out of place, and she seemed to be distressed, so i did the only thing i could think of and bear-hugged her to put it back in place. it worked, though i worriedly asked her if that was out of line. she told me it was amazing and we kind of just sat there cuddled up for a bit. after a few, she said that nobody would be in the office at this time, and if i wanted to go up there with her. i said yes, and my fucking alarm went off, waking me up.
i reset my alarm, trying to go back to sleep and see if i could continue it, as i have had some success some times doing that, but it was lost. another dream came in its place. i was at a walmart-type store, wandering about. i cracked open a bottle of orange juice and poured some into a cup and put the bottle back on the shelf. i get a call on my phone from a discord server i visit. the people wanted help coming up with new emotes, so i drop some ideas quick. i'm back at home for this, standing in my bathroom. i go to get in my bath but the water was stagnant, several days old. i find myself in a car, one without seats where you have to lay down and push the pedals with your hands. i'm driving down that freeway interchange, when the wheel gets hard to turn and the brake hard to push down. i try stopping, but i can't, and lose control, going off the road. i hit air, feeling myself get weightless. i brace as best i can, laying down on my belly with no seatbelt, and close my eyes. i know i should be panicking, but i am calm. i accepted my fate. i'm in the air for a long time, and the car clips something that sends it into a lateral spin. i was watching in third person, like an outer-body experience. the car was just about to crash, when i wake up.
I was in a dark, broken down house with small maze-like rooms. The ceiling was very low. I could barely walk or focus on anything was extremely dizzy.
For some reason, I had a mp9 in my hands. I saw some kind of blur in the room I was in, and, without hesitation, started shooting at it. But I could never hit the damn thing. It was always instantly in a different spot whenever I pulled the trigger. Eventually my vision got so blurry, and I got extremely tired(tired in a dream???) I just collapsed onto the floor.
Then I looked up, and saw them. The blur was gone.
Teeth.
Giant. Disembodied. Rows of teeth. No gums. Just the teeth. Like this.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/526/ec38082a-cb17-4a6f-bab4-6a3db01b5658/ttg-1668.jpg
There was at least a dozen of them, flying above me going clack clack clack.
Then suddenly, two of them started to fall down towards me. They slammed onto my arms and closed, like a bear trap, which caused me to jolt awake.
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