• The Grand Unofficial Not-So-Private Private Message Substitute Switchboard
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https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/133677/3869fac8-b743-4d5f-9ecc-2c5777967c60/1-MfOaLBtqjvchvWlqk6Z6Hw.png Hey you smelly nerds always wanting their PMs back, well here's a solution right from the depths of the thinky-mind: Use this thread! By using the magic of using the @ function, we are able to direct your calls through the ol' unsecure virtual copper wires like it's a mid 1900's telephone conversation. You probably don't remember those because you're a stupid dumb child, but for those of us that do: remember when your nosy aunt Bernice was listening in and heard you talking to that cute girl from school? Not so secret relationship now was it Mr.Loveboots? Now I know what you're probably thinking: Aww gee Clamps, how do I use this amazing technology? Here's how you do it in only 3 easy microwave steps: Step 1: Type @ Step 2: Then follow the @ with the user you want to contact Step 3: type your message Example: @postal Guess what? At this point Mr. Postal will get a notification that I'm wishing to contact him via the ol' tin can strings and he'll also reply here: Example Postal: @F.X Clampazzo What? Then I'd respond in kind: @postal Chicken Butt. And that's how you do it. Now we gotta set a few ground rules here: Rule 1: Like the old neighbourhood, you'll be collectively shamed if people catch you eavesdropping. So don't be a Nosy Nancy. Rule 2: No NSFW content as this is a wholesome Christian thread anyone could be eavesdropping, don't air your dirty laundry for anyone to see, protect your privacy, fool. Rule 3: Don't break any of the regular forum rules.
@F.X Clampazzo How do I send a PM
@Dok Yo
@RazzAelurus I got the image of you doing that thing you want no one to know about, send me 3 diamonds or it goes public
@Spacewolf Idk, ask Hezzy.
@Dok Bitch you know I got no shame, fuckin do it
@everyone im gay
@Lewdis I barely know you but I already assumed
@JWJ hey babe got those pics you wanted ;-)
@PILLS HERE! give me coins you pussy
@Mort Stroodle Will recursion kill the forum???
never has a rating had more meaning
@Dragon SHA256? 7B2AB88B396384CF80A2D7DAC84A187DA787A61C3B727E9D067E80EA61685673
@Desert Rat Hi you fucking loser I love you
@postal I need more pictures of your ass, will pay whatever you want, just please, I need them
@Bordey My Mettaton avatar > your Mettaton avatar.
Fight me, I fucking dare you I will demolish you
I don't need to fight you, for I have already won.
@RobyYe How ya settlin' in boi
@F.X Clampazzo you are by and large a legitimately super high quality poster and I don't get to say that that often so gj
@the noofa I WANT TO FUCK MY GRANDFATHER RAMI SAID MALEK https://hips.hearstapps.com/esq.h-cdn.co/assets/17/27/7-2017-4-2-663851626_1.jpg
@Zotobom It's starting to feel easier now so that's p dope boii
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@postal @Craptasket hi im ur biggest fan
@everyone is gay.
@Portugalotaku hey sexy ;)
@EmilyVasquez I like your avatar background cause a friend of mine made it
@F.X Clampazzo Back in my day we used to use smoke for communication.
@F.X Clampazzo operator can you connect me to @Darth-Veger so I can tell him to pick up that goddamn dildo,
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