Just guide her how to create facepunch forum account.
no girlz allowed
yeah i mean look at the last facepunch meetup
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/108589/0d518ec4-485e-46ae-a554-26edf66be0dc/image.png
wow if only i had a partner to tell to never come to facepunch
Please tell her to PM me.
You people didnt marry facepunch?! Thats cheating
This is the wife. You guys are hilarious, Thank you for your existence. P.s. my husband is the gayest man I know. I keep him locked in the gimp box when he miss behaves and flog him for every one of your comments. Thanks for making it kinky, you guys are the real mvps.
add me
Idk how bro. Newbie here
I too am a girl. At least that's what my first gf said when she saw my dick.
Tell us all the dark secrets of your husband please.
I'm an ethical, devout, white Christian man,
embrace the shitposting and newfound affinity for gas masks
He looks better in my underwear than I do. He also likes to rub himself with cupcakes while watching furry porn.
Sounds like your average facepuncher.
I see through your lies...
You created a fake account as your wife, that way when your real wife sees this thread she'll think it wasn't you!
show us your tits or pban
My girl knows my username and threads I browse, we're pretty transparent with eachother, she's not the judgemental type so it's not a big deal for us.
If you're reading this, hi honey.
My GF knows my username, but doesn't care. There's very few posts here that I'd be actually-worried about her seeing, mostly some minor griping about times she's been kind of an ass in the various relationship-threads.
If his wife finds out he's been impersonating her and posting that she locks him in a gimp box then his life expectancy will become exceedingly short
My ex celebrated when I got banned and was disappointed when she found out it wasn't permanent.
She's gone now. Nobody comes before facepunch.
I fear for when my son somehow finds out about this place and starts shitposting about Beyblades and flashlights. How will I explain hardcore furry anal vore to him?
Hell, give it some years and even my daughter will get involved.
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