SMH. Was tryin to have a big wank sesh but my mum's troglodyte boyfriend is downstairs constantly yelling about football ruining the mood. Some people are busy up here you fucking ape.
yo 🐌
I somehow managed to cut my tongue and I have no idea how.
It's time to stop watching pornography.
How many nights have I spent trying to milk myself to vanilla and repetitive sexual acts on my monitor? Rarely I even have boners, it's addiction.
I'm tired of being a fucking quiet autist whenever social interaction is needed. Did my father spend his days reading books and jacking it to porno mags or VHS tapes instead of marrying and mating with my mother?
I need some fucking love. Reality hit me in the fucking face and said that there is no females who think about me, have a crush on me, nor want to hang out. I'm a fucking fat failure.
Even a hug or just the voice of a girl talking to me is enough to get my heart pounding. Flirting makes my blood pressure go like pedal to the metal on a V8.
I'm hitting the gym and if I'm not waking up to a cute girl in her underwear making us coffee in the morning in a year or two, I'm just gonna buy some fucking pills and OD.
I hope you're all prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Thank you every body who is donating to the Dr._Medic Restoration Fund
I love you
I should really just trim my goddamn beard down it's getting too bushy
I have yet to receive a single diamond, are my posts bad or is it my avatar and background. Guess I will never know, I have received a single coin though and that was fun