• WAYT: I havent had the pleasure in years
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I will never not enjoy fucking with telemarketers and scammers.
please. Share...
god why does straightening hair have to be such a pain in the ass
you can lose that weight I support you!
So how is everyone today?
i have a really nice peach it's a point of personal pride for me
i did eat a lot of nectarines (hairless peach mutant) as a kid
These dumb mother fuckers have been calling me up for weeks talking about how they've been trying to call me about my credit card(I don't even have a credit card) and it always says this call is my final warning(How many final warnings do I get bitch???) So at some point I got sick of it, I just started doing dumb voices and stereotypes for my own amusement and to piss them off. This time today I threw on this stereotypical old man voice and when the dude finally comes on to talk to me about whatever scam he's trying to pull off. So I play along with the scam for a bit in the old man voice and then I start hitting on him saying I bet he's built big and muscly with smooth skin, then I asked him if he could clap his testicles together, cause I can. Just dumb shit like that until they eventually hang up. I honestly have no idea why I haven't been blacklisted yet but fuck it let 'em come at me I'll waste both of our times dickheads.
god FUCK yeah UNGBHghghgGGG
i'd fuck those lips it ain't even a question at this point
make your dreams real
you guys need serious professional help.
i need a doctor, a priest and a large quantity of cherry kool-aid
upon further inspection of everyones profiles on this page, i am even more concerned... O_O
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/354765650247417857/414913765931352064/cl39rfhmvtvbfprbfgqs.jpg
i need ass therapy
let me eat it
thats where poop comes from
Soda Stream will do for soda what 3D printing did for assault rifles
so why were a bunch of megathreads moved to their own subforums again and why is hezzy closing a bunch of threads don't fix shit that ain't broke
bring back oldpunch 2018
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https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109691/d40daca0-40b9-4716-b00a-ef83178e3763/image.png
I understand wanting to improve something, but I really don't see how locking megathreads and instead making 10+ new threads for everything is an improvement the megathreads were working fine, most of those threads aren't active enough or are super specific to a single game that absolutely doesn't require more than one thread
Oh my gosh everything is burning I'm going to make a thread about why my fucking shoulder isn't agreeing with me and a cat walked by me but it had a bit of blue paint on it please explain to me why I shouldn't make this a thread in a 5 paragraph essay with Times New Roman size 12, double-spaced MLA sourced format with minimum of 3 sources in reguards to animal abuse, shoulder pains, and why otters should or shouldn't be pets. You also have until 11:59 PM on 4/11/18 GMT -8 to turn this in. Good luck!
hey a friend just referred me here what do you guys do
welcome to hell enjoy your stay don't mind the dumpster fire that is the general games discussion, high king overlord garry is being garry again and changing shit
you should probabaly turn back before it's too late
HELP ME PLEASE END THIS TORTURE
is being a facepunch user like getting addicted to heroin? if so then shoot it up in me right now
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