if u go too far you'll have negative sized penor that will defy the laws of physics and destroy time and space
that's called a vagina
sign me up
wanna do collab projects but the problem is 1. dunno what creative role i'd want to fulfill and 2. dunno who, what, when or how
Tmi :
Having a small dick sucks due to the amount of residue that sticks around.
I don't care
Same
It's just >_>
You always feel the pee
🍆
i drink from a gallon jug labelled 'gamer residue'
[nervous laughter]
Anyone seen my jug?
Yoo wtf
My friend is offering me his PSP, N64, PS4/Xbox 1 Games, and his unboxed copy of Fallout 1/2 for my gameboy advance
Idk if the PSP and N64 even work but the unboxed FO copies make up for it
extremely annoyed rn.
Bf and I went to the grocers and this fucking white tahoe pulls up next to us in the road as we are walking in and its 2 men, a woman and a kid... Middle eastern looking.
At first I thought they were going to yell at us because we were walking into the store (we had the right of way - pedestrian) but the oily slippery snake guy in the passenger seat talks to my bf out the window and they all have their windows down now and im like, wtf is this?
Basically, the guy is telling my bf that they are from DUBAI and that they need money and that he has a 24k gold ring to sell to him and I dont hear any of this because im steps away out of the road and annoyed because i can tell this is fishy
As soon as I see the guy holding money that my bf gave him and it looks like the guy is bartering??? I start yelling at him, "Hey, do you see our car over there? is broken as fuck. We dont have money to give you.!"
The guy looks mad as fuck and says fine! and drives off and his kid in the back says something in another language at me..
Listen.. First of fucking all, if you are driving a tahoe and you claim youre from dubai, bitch, you are rich af.
24k gold ring and you need money? BOY IF YOU DONT... there are pawn shops EVERYWHERE.
Just cause my bf is white, doesnt mean he has money. He was literally wearing a wrinkled wife beater and ugly fucked up shorts and has a ponytail..
What made me even more upset was that my bf knew it was a scam and gave them money... I think my bf is a scaredy cat. Anyone who isnt white and he doesnt know intimidates him. I know this lol It drives me crazy... Hes lucky Im a crazy ass Jamaican girl
shoulve told those people to go SUCC YA MUDA!
Yeah uh what the fuck is he doin
I KNOW! And he keeps telling me to stop talking about it and if i dont, he will give someone 20$ next time they ask.. His pride and ego are so GUEOIFWOJGIHIPOEWJRHIEGJ ITS LIKE DUDE, YOU NEED TO HAVE SOME BALLS.
I told his mom and she goes, "Well, its his money.."
BITCH NO! YOU AND YOUR SON ARE DUMB! -___- No one is holding a gun to your head... you do not need to engage people who you KNOW are scamming you! Atleast be upfront about it, dont fucking give me no embellished shit!
I'm not trying to dogpile on the dude or anything but this is extremely, extremely childish behavior.
I know exactly who you're talking about because that cosplay has somehow been making me extremely upset for like a week now. :c
This pettiness is 100% all the time. How do I make it stop
LMAFOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I should go up to him in rags and say, "Hey sir, I am from Africa and my prince died, I need money to raise my cows."
God, if I was childish ass bitch I would
I'm not gonna suggest anything to you but, like
girl I would dump the shit out of someone who acted like that ALL THE TIME
hELP
I'm more like "this boy makes for a prettier girl than I'll ever be"
ˢᵒ ᶰᵒ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵗᵒᶫᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᶫᶦᶠᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃʸ
its a dude isnt it
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