• Should I introduce my husbando to my parents?
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Thats exactly why I suggested to bring it but also not make a thing of it. Idk about you but I typically don't show off my pillows to my parents when I come to visit.
Why not just avoid bringing the life-size gay furry porn in the first place? Like holy shit, I can't believe we are actually having this discussion.
Man just learn how to sleep normally and do neither
do everything you can to alienate your parents this one trip so you never have this dilemma ever again.
I did a mixture of both. Had a drink with my childhood friends, asked my best friend for cuddle time which he denied with 'fucking faggot' before dropping me off at home. Before going to bed I thought taking the daki out of the clothing bag was a good idea and now I'm lying next to this thing with a hangover
Truly a great friend.
fuck you husbando in front of your parents
Just wash the cum stains and body odor out and it should be fine.
OP wants attention and is socially retarded.
I managed to stealthily bring it back home
I wasn't sure at first, but this made everything clear.
Friends that don't cuddle with you? Gross. Get some new friends.
"Wtf mum and dad, what's wrong with my furry bulging cock pillow you fuckin weirdos?"
I've visited my parents yesterday again without bringing a pillow and it was shit, honestly I don't know how I was able to sleep before I got them
I would take this chance to get a good long look at how your life got to this point tbh. Hope you get some sleep.
Op you gotta do what your heart tells you to do. You can't live off of societies standards. If your heart tells you to being a human size body pillow to meet your parents then do it, if they truly love you then they'll understand.
Actually my life is pretty good right now compared to my past, I just like to cuddle with furry pillows
I've got a huge fox plush/pillow that I'll take if I know I'm going to be sleeping outside of my home. Gone through a couple of plane rides with nothing worse than a few compliments and smiles.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/786/82c19f42-dd2d-4964-aede-ee7ba7caccac/IMG_20181125_003147.jpg I'm an impulse buyer when I see fox related stuff, the shelf next to me looks like some kind of shrine
ngl u got good taste with that avery one
oh no
I mean this is fine because as far as I can tell it doesn't have any erect cocks or boy bums on it.
I'm kinda bummed about roanoaks change of artstyle tho', I prefered the toony looking style
So, you obviously know this is going to weird out your parents. Yet you're still bringing it just to take the piss. I have no idea what your situation is, but if you can't sleep without a pillow that has a print with something sexualized. You should get some help.
Going to the doctor because I like pillows with cat boys on it would be even more weird
Not really, it's not the subject on the pillow that matters. More that you seem dependent on sleeping with something sexualized to gain emotional stability.
I realy don't see how this is a problem as long as the world hasn't completly gone down the shitter and we all have do live a normadic life again and if this happens I'd have possibly more problems than not being able to sleep with overprized pillow covers
How's this for a collection? https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109710/f81bea55-02ab-4e7a-8c38-f60363655111/20181124_204226.jpg
You've definitly overtaking me with this, mine is mostly pictures and comics
Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.
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