What is your special sex move?

[megafat]

The Disappointment.

Pretty good at it.

[Michael haxz]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[KennyAwsum]

Take a guess.

[Rebi]

I think we have to make the distinction between special moves and a medical condition.

Hypocritical, I know, as I sometimes blur the line with my Cervical Lockpick and Colorectal Spirit Bomb maneuvers. I demonstrated them during a job interview to become a cenobite and I was turned down because even they didn't wanna fuck with that.

[TheMrFailz]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109874/cd61d2d4-5726-426e-8ef3-5361a6f82fe8/image.png

*That's from before I start to me leaving town.

[Rævskjegg]

The fucking loner.

Just being me basically.

[JohnnyMo]

I call it the Global Thermonuclear War: The only winning move is not to play.

[Loli Lover]

The Grand Slam

[The bird Woman]

iSlam

[Michael haxz]

I don't think that's what he meant when he said that he wanted you to eat him out

[HookerVomit]

Lock and Load.

(clench my vagina muscles together and you load your cum in me and make you a father)

[Mort Strudel]

The Sticky Jump

[Bahamut88]

My special move is childless because I don't have sex

[Geferon]

https://resizing.flixster.com/LN0RrMpq3aOPlPmRbRP-0a8SdpQ=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTE2ODg2ODtqOzE3NzY5OzEyMDA7ODAwOzEyMDA

[HookerVomit]

also The Squirtle, where I blast you with schlick juice

[EmilyVasquez]

https://youtu.be/MR4iaKkXR00

[Doom64hunter]

http://is2.ecplaza.com/ecplaza2/products/c/cb/cb9/2095319514/cordless-dual-drill.jpg

[Zorlok]

the tuna can crush

[TheMrFailz]

That guy on reddit with 2 dicks probably would be like "duality of man"

[revengeanomics]

wait what? do I have something bad? :|

[DaBeaver]

http://3rd-strike.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Thrustmaster-Logo.png

[PsychoFox67]

"Rusty Venture"

[UntouchedShadow]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_ktyAVuodNY/maxresdefault.jpg

[Kartoffel]

Alternatively known as the "Clap Trap".

[SKS]

The immaculate conception

[Chromatic Death]

The native tongue

[Manulthecat]

Final emerald splash

[NUUUPARU]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/111575/385c1bcf-7477-4470-b915-11c9ffbf3ee2/image.png

T.F.O.T.F 8
(and after sex we broke our relationships)

[Vuu]

Magic fingers, but unironically

[Timof2009]

My pleasure is in the palm of my hand.