Corrupt a wish

[Garry #3]

Granted. This is your final wish, as you now are dead.

I wish I knew what I want to do as a career for the rest of my life.

[normanlamont]

granted, you know what you want but it's something you will never do

i wish i lived in a nicer flat

[EmilyVasquez]

Granted, but it's really expensive.
I wish I had art skills.

[TraxInfo]

Granted. However, you will constantly face art blocks, preventing you from using your skills frequently.

I wish for GPU prices to lower.

[Noob©]

Granted, but they are always all out of stock.
I wish for time

[Euskalduna]

It's 13:51

I wish for interesting games to go on sale

[TheMrFailz]

Granted, but you're permanently broke as fuck.

I wish other people would put out more dank memes so I don't have to.

[Dangledoor]

Granted, but they're now deep-fried to the point of unreadability.

I wish for a nice nap.

[Duckmaster]

Granted but you'll never wake up.

I wish for my fingers to be 3 centimeters longer.

[brushtool]

Granted, but you'll still die early.

I wish for world peace.

[Meat Ghost]

Granted, but a meteor strikes earth wiping out all life.

I wish my job paid more.

[Slapdown3]

Granted, but your hours are cut and you end up making less money in the end.

I wish time would pass much slower for me.

[Bordey]

Granted, time now passes so slowly for you that every second to everyone else will feel like a full day for you.

I wish it wasn't so hot in here..

[Kaelan Frey]

Granted, you are now nude.

I wish for exactly 2 snowflakes.

[Bee York]

Granted, but it's actually just one.

i wish adult swim would finish metalocalypse

[EmilyVasquez]

Granted, but the art style is now minimalist and the old VAs got replaced.

I wish Panty and Stocking had a second season.

[Scruffel]

Granted but now it's produced by Seth MacFarlane and the whole art style becomes a copy of Family Guy.

I wish I could sleep at any time and still feel well rested.

[Test Associate]

Granted. You only have 50% control of your sleep and may snooze randomly in dangerous places, however.

I wish I had my own personal pocket universe in which I could simulate alternate histories/etc.

[Bee York]

Granted, but those simulated realities only exist in dimensions higher than you can perceive.

I wish Linux was desktop of the year

[Slapdown3]

Granted, but it's actually just the steamOS.

I wish I had a nice reliable car.

[TraxInfo]

Granted, but it's made by one of the worst car manufacturers in the world.

I wish I had one more coin in Newpunch

[Bordey]

Granted, but you already spent your coin.

I wish I it'd rain today.

[Geferon]

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish I could travel anywhere in the world.0

[Bee York]

Granted but it's the new orleans disney world.

I wish the south would rise again

my south

*cough*

[Falkok15]

Granted, but the southern states quite literally rise out of the ground.

I wish to be able to stop time indefinitely.

[UntouchedShadow]

Granted, but you can only stop time that's displayed on a clock.

I wish I could expertly play any instrument I pick up.

[Bee York]

Granted, but you cannot put the instrument down until you completely master it in real-time.

I wish I had a truck-boat-truck

[Kaelan Frey]

Great, it's all here, except that it doesn't move either on land or water, its wheels appear to be coming off, and the previous owner won't be too happy with you hogging his stuff.

I wish for an extra day.

[Yuzusio]

Granted, but you wake up at the end of the extra day

I wish I didnt drop my phone so much

[Venomousbeetle]

Granted, but the times you do end up dropping it at the less frequent rate, it will shatter to complete uselessness

I wish I could turn off sexual attractions