Granted, but they're replaced with more reaction videos.
I wish the Earth was flat.
Granted, but you are the only person who believes it is round.
I wish the heavy won instead of Pyro.
Granted, the Team Fortress team was so disappointed in Pyro's performance ( or lack there of ) and decided to delete him instead of bothering to prioritize any resources towards balancing him.
I wish for a copy of God of War
Granted. You get a print-out of the box art.
I wish the moon was actually made out of cheese.
Granted. It's blue cheese.
I wish I had no more skin issues.
Granted, but now your friends and family will have these afflictions.
I wish for a hammock
Granted, but it only sprays images of your biggest regrets.
I wish for a car that can drive on walls.
Granted, your battery dies halfway up a skyscraper.
I wish for a talking bush that can deliver me alternative facts.
Granted, it's literally a talking head of George W. Bush that only you can see or hear. You also can't get rid of it.
I wish for 2 pizzas.
Granted, but they are uncooked and dried and tastes like cardboard box
I wish for a obedient robot army
Granted, your literal words both physical and digitally are their command.
I wish for a Gauss Rifle
granted, but it will only fire when pointed at yourself.
i wish for a big titty anime gf
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