Post your guilty habits. - General

I very angrily masturbate to anyone who posts immediately before me.

I'm very greedy, like sell you my pen greedy but most people think that shit is weird as fuck or I'm just joking so I keep it repressed.

i like watching gossip girl

I'm a snapchat whore.

I masturbate 3 times a day.

Biting my fingernails. I was also recently informed that licking the knife clean after eating is barbaric. It's just that I've been doing it like 30 years and nobody's said anything until my wife suddenly noticed it one day. And, like said in the previous threads about this subject, this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5L9SYhoSE I usually listen to rock or metal.

Simple solution; When you are almost done with eating, discretely clean your knife by using the prongs of your fork, then casually insert fork into mouth to enjoy the last yummy leftovers. Clean knife and no accidental social faux pas. Everyone is a winner!

I masturbate a lot.

I masturbate way too much.

I masturbate too often

I sing musical numbers when I'm alone. And I'm alone too much.

I'm pretty sure stuff like this is so common that it doesn't count. EVERYONE hums or sings when they're alone. Or almost everyone.

I can go over a week without switching my drinking glass for a clean one. I've currently used this glass for about 5 days, for coke and peach ice tea.

I use a curette on my ears near daily. It's drying the heck out of my ear canal but it feel so good. uguu.

Regularly forgetting to maintain my mental and physical health properly.

Have you ever gotten to that point where you can just like, peel off that thin top layer off your finger nails? That shit feels good, but it's gotten to a point where I actually now have an infection on my index finger. Don't do it.

making my posts too long for no reason

Arguing about video games on the internet. I'm a very political person, but I have to be careful when indulging myself in political debates too frequently because that shit can start to get fucking depressing when real world issues and problems faced by real people are involved, especially considering I already suffer with depression. So it just feels good to get into heated debates about a subject I do care a lot about, but also understand doesn't really matter. I could argue for hours about video games and come away feeling zero investment to the debate in 30 seconds time.

Despite being able to cook a few things, I almost always resort to the easiest choice. Cup Noodles and plain sandwiches all day, baby.

Running up the stairs on all fours Haven't figured out how to run down em tho

Pulling my hair I want to stop so bad

I like tickling people. And being tickled. However I've become less and less ticklish, and its really making it less fun.

I pee sitting down when at home. In public restrooms I use the urinal.

Oh yeah, this is one of mine as well. Is that that weird?

I pick my nose when no ones watching (i hope). I also fondle my balls when trying to sleep/ having just woken up. There's also a freckle on my cheek with one extra thick dark beard-hair on it i always pluck with my nails.

Sometimes I eat cereal without milk, nor with a spoon. I just put them in a bowl and eat them like popcorn.

I pee sitting down wherever I am, disqusting people who stands up and pee. I also clean the bowl with the brush if made a mess and put the lid done when I am done. It is annoying to walk into a public restroom and seeing both the ring and the lid up. I sometimes pluck all my facial hair with a tweezer ( I do not have a lot of facial hair).

I'm a bit creative while masturbating but quiet at the same time.

I don't think it's weird. But some people I know definitely think it is. I mostly do it because I don't like people hearing me pee. I also always put the lid down. This became a habit after one of our cats fell in the toilet.

I spend too much money on cigars