Does facepunch appreciate gets?
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238703/8d17794f-f1cb-4564-9f9b-1a238f0cf90c/Get.png
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/58250/99cd6e3d-7be6-4cd8-a348-5269d3fd0834/Youre too late Ralph, my last spell card will purge your heart of the darkness inside you.png
Reminded me of this old gem. Anyone remember when gold membership on forums was $999.95 as a joke and Monkey123 used his moms paypal address to buy it? I wonder if he's still around.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/224004/55a019c1-168c-4606-b61f-9a1531bdf65c/Monkey123.jpg
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/224004/994f0ffb-4f25-4dfd-a591-24ebffaab74a/paypal-password.jpg
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/244395/7cef3085-1f59-42b8-af16-556c22c01a86/Girl, show me how those big tiddies fart.jpg
I like this one because the story is just as funny if told from the girl's perspective.
"Tell us about the opportunity you fucked up with your autism."
"I really wanted to fuck this dude I always rode the bus with in high school, so I decided I'd take some initiative and just invite him over to plow my brains out. Only when the time finally came, all I could think to do was grab his arm and tell him that I've got lasagna at my house. He told me to fuck off because he had lasagna at home. I still haven't gotten over it."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjtZwERkYE
This is wrong, Samus would say fuck every chance she got. I'm gonna call nintendo on you
The Inkling one is straight up wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPsYQw2gpY
Remember what happened the last time Samus spoke?
this got me good when i came across it ingame. the story for the octo expansion is 👌
hopefully not late
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/465/ec6b1bbb-1874-4888-88e0-0b540c79b995/image.png