Shit that makes you mad - V28 - General

You don't really seem like someone that would project, though I worded it in this weird absurd way I think

The mods on newpunch fucking censoring stuff left and right. Oh what's that somebody made a fool of themselves? Let's take a lo- oh, 404. Good thing you purged that post, wouldn't want it to hurt somebody's feelings, right? One of the novelties of this forum was shitposts and bans being preserved for posterity.

They deleted their own account. If they got nuked, it'd show up in the event log, and in any case nuke only works on <24hr old accounts.

I forgot that was even a thing at all jfc thanks eu

Well I don't claim to have the full story cause I wasn't here, but I saw this - https://i.imgur.com/KUoJI09.png

Yeh they got perma'd after expressing a desire to leave, as is usual practice, but moderators cannot delete accounts older than 24 hours or with more than a certain amount of posts.

His post was a typical 'doesn't want to be here' shitpost, it's just that he said "i hate you all, you're all autistic, ban me" in like the most elongated and OCD way he could have made it

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/204913/8762fec1-b3de-4aad-8096-26cd821aacc6/2018-07-23 11.36.30.jpg Here we have two cans of my favourite energy drink. Now at first glance you'd think that these two were the same, but you'd be wrong. There's a subtle difference in the fact that one of them tastes like dogshite. Aaand if we look at the back of the cans we can see where the difference lies https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/204913/c99b2ff8-d5a8-4e8e-8807-76977d2b2139/2018-07-23 11.32.05.jpg So one of them is essentially a watered down version of the other. wft?

"You should really get a headset, Seçkin. The voice coming from your PC is annoying." "Huh? I mean, I barely even listen to anything but okay." I go out to get a cheap headset and my cousin is listening to some random youtuber's Crash Royale Let's Play at full volume while constantly laughing and saying random, unintelligible shit at the top of his lungs. Does anyone stop him? Not in a million fucking years. I even get scolded for telling him to lower the volume a little bit. Thanks.

fuck the irish language. seriously fuck it grammatical rules and prepositions make no sense, along with the latin alphabet sucking ass for it. the word photography in irish is "grianghrafadóireachta" as well as that words can mutate, example: father=athair my father= m'athair mother=mathair ??????why?????

m'athair is a contraction of "mo athair", the reason it's written as "m'athair' is because in Irish you can't have a vowel leading into a vowel between words.

I don't know if it's a thing in other countries, but I've noticed that tons of articles about masturbation use "solo-sex" instead of "masturbation" and it's pissing me off a lot for some reason. Is masturbation a negative word now? Is this some new turn of events? Will I get berated for using it now?

im mad that this thread has like a half a page lag now so clicking "x new posts" takes you to the first page half the time and clicking the last page does nothing

This definitely needs to be fix, so when posts are deleted, there aren't ghost pages.

Woke up and got hiccups.

page 19 is BROKEN

It seems like newpunch isn't entirely in agreement with itself on just how many posts are in a page. Pages start showing up in the list and posts get referenced to those pages a post or two before the page actually exists. Deleted posts may exacerbate it but I've seen it happen without them.

Just out walking with friends and a dude in the passenger seat of a car dips half of his out of the car window and says something. I didn't catch, so we catch up to him at the red light and I said "sorry I didn't catch what you said. He says "oh, i'll give you 50 cents if you suck my dick". I fucking hate people.

Everyone dog piling to get their epic zinger in on an obvious bait post annoys me.

Used to get this shit all the time when I lived with my family. I remember a time my mum burst into my room while my girlfriend and I were asleep, naked, under the covers on a mattress on the floor. She yells "TURN IT FUCKING QUIETER". Before she barged in the room was pitch black, only electronic we had on was my gfs phone on charge. In the awkward silence that follows, we can hear blaring police sirens coming from my brother's room down the hall, he's playing GTA online at extreme volume, occasionally screaming trashtalk directed at other players into his headset. "must have been your fucking gfs phone!"

Caught a virus that bricked my OS, had to reinstall Win10, managed to keep my programs but half of them don't start because I lost all licenses and regkeys Nuke humanity

It gets denser when one needs to translate spanish-english and vice versa. Both have more or less the same origin for a for of words but Spanish marks strong sounding syllables with a tilde on the vowel, excepting for the different one in the Ñ. And better remember that or else: Mi papá tiene 40 años = My dad is 40 years old Mi papa tiene 40 anos = My potato has 40 assholes

just you wait till you decide to visit chile its like we have a language of our own

I'm so broken that I have to be in a specific mood to speak or hear others speak without becoming extremely irritable or annoyed. If I'm not in a neutral or positive mood, the entire concept of spoken language just pisses me off. And one of two reasons I've been able to decphier is, because it's complicated noise. Sound my mind has to take time to process because I already don't receive speech very well. My ears have to work to receive it. And that's annoying, because I'm already in a mood where my tolerance for anything even slightly irritating is dangerously low. The other reason is partially because I have a much harder time controlling my emotions when I speak, vs. when I type/write since I have more time to think with the latter before I potentially spit out something cunty because I'm angry. So I can type just fine. Probably wouldn't be a problem if I didn't have to concentrate so hard on deciphering anything anyone says even if they speak absolutely clearly in an otherwise silent room. My hearing is fine, impeccable even, it's just the processing of spoken language that gets really fucked up. My brain can't even do its own basic functions properly. Even on a biological level it seems I'm just a failure.

Brexit is confusing. I’m still not sure when I’ll have to start thinking about taxes when ordering from Amazon UK.

Or the similar situation of people calling something out as a troll post, then replying to it seriously and getting mad when said troll's posts are (surprisingly) stupid/illogical/missing the point it's fuckin' dense, and one of the most confusing things I see in internet discussions I get replying to someone in earnest to either make a point clear to lurkers who might not have cottoned on to the subversive nature of the post, or knowing that the person is using humour/trolly language as an excuse for legitimately holding shit beliefs and glossing over the lame masking attempt, but replying to someone who you've acknowledged as simply trolling and then taking their posts seriously and getting mad over it is bizarre, and I'm not sure why it happens as often as it does.

I learned the difference between gusto and gusta in spanish class very quick. Anyways not only are apartments overpriced, but there's some based on 30% of income. Fuck. Out. Of. This. Bitch.

People who eat chips or other crunchy/loud food while using an open mic are scum

i never do it in public chat but it's hilarious to do when you're one to one with a friend

Some people have smoke alarms / home security that emit high frequency beep that becomes audible through the mic, its so distinctly annoying