how much money does it take for scientists to rebuild me into a bio-mechanical warrior
i wanna be METAL and FLESH damnit
These twins on the train are creeping me out they have the exact same makeup and hairstyle and bleached hair and are both in uniforms because obviously high schoolers and the only difference I can see is they have different coloured duffle bags do they share a hive mind or
probably the new hip body move like the dab
dude I wish I had a twin with shared hive mind powers
Okay wait one has a black bag and a blue sweater and the other has a blue bag and a black sweater did they lose a bet are their parent/s just weird like that???? I'm terrified of these 16 year olds
Ok now when you find one of these it's important to keep distance away from them. They're a parasite that looks like they're twins but in reality they're just looking for a way to spread their influence to other humans. So if u touch them or interact with them in any way clean your hands right now. Probability of becoming a host of this parasite is 99.9%. Make sure to stay as far away from them. But for real creepy shit, they probably just do it cause they're twins. So they take advantage of the trope of them looking similiar and shit.
I find that weird like if I had a twin one of us would need to dye their hair and get some cosmetic surgery tbh
tbh he should go build a nest next to their curtains, see how they like it.
Hello .
goodnight
please send the :3 girls to me
just have a thirty dollar semi-uncommon unusual and they'll be all over you.
this nigga eatin bns!
i just walked into the kitchen to get a night snack and i turn on the light and see my cat just sitting upright on the dinner table across the room staring at me its like 1 am larry what are you doing
called in sick from work 2day because of bad anxiety hope i dont get Fiiiired
can't sleep fever took a shower feel better, I will try to sleep now oh fuck it's 2 am
olev
There's more sex toys and porn in my parents browser history than I am comfortable with.
went out and got all the gear I need for work on monday. construction stuff
me jumping over my friends walls in order to reach their emotional core and hopefully support and help to heal their wounds
This explains everything
In the middle of DnD session, the final one for a campaign we've been doing for the last 2 years, kinda nervous my characters gonna die.
75% bois
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so im extremely bummed out because i totally forgot today was national GO SKATE DAY AND I still dont have my wheels/trucks nothng and i dont have any friends either so im just sitting here in silence staring at my deck about to kill myself
went to sweden to shop with my parents because everything's cheaper there and I wanted to grab a bunch of packs of beer but my dad didn't really put that in regard when he ordered booze for pickup at the store there. He said I could just take the chance and try to bring more beer over the border than the total quota allows but I'm not risking that, not with my luck lol.
I was kinda bummed out since it's a bit of a drive and I hate long drives, but it's not the end of the world. One six pack of cheap but good beer and four pity lite beers from my dad's loot bag is ok I guess
this has been a really really rough week. i just have to keep reminding myself that each grueling day is for the best. i need a hug.
seriously looking forward to start making mad dollar tho. definitely gonna be worth the blood and sweat. and ill be starting off on room deconstruction so ill have that therapeutic shit going
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Plot twist: Richard Dawkins was God this whole time.
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