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You must live a right exciting life if that's what you get pissed off with. Always called it ASDA's and Tesco's since I was wee. Falls off the tounge easier.
Mentioning salt and vinegar Discos has made me miss the s&v Golden Wonder crisps. I used to live off of them when I lived opposite Iceland, and then they stopped selling them. Not even in multi bags. The chip shop s&v Mccoys are amazing though. So much flavour that your mouth burns
If ASDA is the name of the shopping chain, then it is a shortening of the grammatically correct statement "I am going to ASDA's shop"
Nobody is shortening it to that though, they're just saying it wrong. I don't know anyone who would say "I am going to Tesco's shop".
It depends on the shop for me, I'll say Lidl's but I won't say Aldi's, Aldi's doesn't sound right at all. Tesco/s or Asda/s I'll use interchangably, depends on the context I think, though I probably don't add the 's on as much as I think I do, I moved around too much as a kid so I have a bastard accent that calls nowhere home. See, this is why we should all shop at Morrisons, no confusion there.
Been feeling a pain where my appendix is all day, gonna get my blood checked hopefully tomorrow. Here's hoping I don't have to deal with one of my organs exploding lads.
my mate went was admitted to hospital for this the other day but it turned out he just needed a massive shit
ASDA and TESCO are both proper nouns and are not individuals but rather company names, so tacking on 's is not appropriate ya twats
I didn't know we had a FP UK discord Joined it and first thing is called Bus wankers Never change.
Right turns out my body might just be feeling shitty. If it gets worse I need to get blood taken. If it lasts for about a week I need to see a gp to have more tests. Either way my appendix is fine.
Help me decide, Dominos or Pizza Hut?
imo local places are usually better
Former. Latter tastes like AIDS.
my housing association (mosscare st vincents) are fucking retarded, the arrears they are trying to recover is the time period between housing benefit paying in arrears and them wanting to be paid in advance, why would i pay them when its ultimately going to be paid by housing benefit? see how they like it when i complain to housing or local government ombudsman on monday. they are basically harassing social tenants trying to get them to give them free money
What hell hole do you eat at, it's Domino's that taste like overcooked garbage Go for the pizza hut mate, cheesy bit stuffed crust.
Every Pizza Hut I've ever walked into has terrible tasting pizza, Domino's is overpriced for sure but anyone I've ever spoken to about it has always put PH amongst the lowest of the low. I've never had a bad experience with Domino's even when I was in India (who thought a spicy saucy pizza at the top of a mountain would taste amazing?)
Dominos varies a lot location to location. Pizza hut is aids everywhere. Papa Johns is the real answer.
just eat a single leaf of kale, anything else is poison to your body and won't let you live past the natural human lifespan of 300. At least that I read online.
KEBAB
I always order Papa John because the delivery guy is heckin fat and I feel like I'm helping him exercise when I make him carry two XXL pizzas up four flights of stairs to my door.
Don't have a Papa Johns My local Pizza Hut is pretty good, not too keen on Dominos since I ordered a vegetarian pizza that tasted like lamb (I'm not vegetarian but really makes me wonder about cross contamination).
Ayye its my birthday, no clue what im up to in the morn, think the misses has something planned not sure
FOOTBALL'S
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FOOTBALL? https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/214332/4e8ff151-c884-47e5-a267-d59b7fd8e8d1/image.png
when you beat a second world nation with 1/20th your population
You know, the worst british unexplainable pronunciation quirk is saying 'somethink' 'anythink' 'nothink'. Never got that.
sounds doubleplus ungood
what's a football?
spotting racists is super easy this time of year
waving england flag =/= big fat racist
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