• UK CHAT V5: Buying a pack of dodgy fags from a wide boy in Spoons
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For as long as the football is on, sure.
of course im joking
Rate my meal deal lads https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/222670/52a6665f-ca04-4c7b-841d-d6b81cd284cc/36242434_2158770634406808_1269451943101595648_n.jpg
£4 is a criminal price for a meal deal and you should feel ashamed by your middle class heritage.
alright mate settle down with your boots brand sandwhiches and buying actual walkers crisps some of us arent that well off
This is why we should eat the bourgeoisie ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
thats some vegan type shit right there if i ever saw some
how is egg and 2 different types of cheese vegan ???
maybe it came from an eggplant and the cheese made from milked almonds.
Sat in work eating a jacket spud and someone grabs my shoulders from behind. It's only the Turkey Twizzling bastard Jamie Oliver. Chatted shit at me for a minute then walked off while I was still deciding if it was real or a heat mirage. [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/20h9368.jpg[/IMG] Look at that fucking stance.
Who wears an undershirt during a heatwave? What a prick.
I'm scared he's come to take everything nice off our canteen menu.
Fuck me that's one hell of a powerpose. I'm intimidated just looking at him.
Got back home for my birthday, within two hours of being there i managed to get my index finger slammed shut into a car door, spent a few hours in A&E amonst shit tons of england fans, and i was sober as fuck God dangit
It was £3.39
alright now that u mention it all those big brands for only £3.39 what a steal
I think energy drinks are dumb poison for idiots but gosh dang I could drink that Yellow Monster that has DOCTOR written on the can all day.
Since that damn "16+ rule for energy drinks" started, I've been asked every time for ID whenever I purchase one. I'm 25 lol
For some reason only ASDA's carries the Lemon Relentless that I love at a reasonable price. I've only seen it at a petrol station for 150% mark-up so fuck that.
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/112376/904fa22c-9ab6-4b30-b46b-f31ea0559d1c/PAY-Cavendish-Press-Manchester.jpg when u live in the moors but still need ur co-op meal deal
Ok so it’s me and my girls 5 year anniversary in August and I’m not sure what to do for a day out. weve been bowling cinemas meals zoo i live in Leicester and have no car, but will train any suggestions
do a line of ket off her nips and see where the day takes you
I feel second hand embarrassment whenever someone clearly in their 20s gets denied energy drink because they forgot their ID. how tragic.
I drink like two cans of Relentless a day, I think at this point I am pretty sure I'm addicted to it Pisses me off when I try to buy an energy drink at like 3am at ASDA and there's no fucker around to authorise it. Bengley showed me that you can just press authorise on the staff's till thing without anybody around lol.
Is there anywhere nearby you can take a Canoe out? Me and my girlfriend did that once a few years ago and it was great fun, you might have to get an uber there or something though.
Thought those staff till things had passcodes on them? Unless it's something like 1234
A disturbing amount of managers set their god to either that or 1111 and don't bother hiding the fact. Then they wonder why refund fraud ends up happening.
So I'm taking full advantage of the fact that I have a British citizenship and going across to Scotland to visit my grandfather. Never been to the UK before, coming from Australia. What do?
hold on lads let me handle this: yeah nah yeah nah rack off bogan cunt we're full
Went for an interview at a school today, think it went alright. Do you think I'll get the job if I made one of the interviewer's hands make a cracking noise?
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