UK CHAT V5: Buying a pack of dodgy fags from a wide boy in Spoons
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In Sainsburys you have to authorise with either you full checkout login & password, or print a barcode version each day.
Though my checkout login is literally 123.
Aw come on mate, i swear I'll get me an honest pub job
He lives in Falkirk.
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That poor man. I wish him well in fending off the mutant attacks from Grangemouth.
This fuckin heat's got me lying in bed like
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/211451/bd38b230-fb1b-43c4-839d-a6c0ce641565/Mario is dead.png
I woke up around 1AM recently and somehow, in the pitch black, convinced myself I had seen an utterly humongous spider on the wall next to me, clear as day.
I shot out of bed and was stood around for 5 minutes trying to understand how ridiculous the situation was
This was ASDA, he just poked the screen a single time and authorised it. Maybe the staff member left it unlocked
A moment of silence for those who need a duvet to sleep.
Or moths and mosquitoes >_<
It's abot 8C in Australia and 30C in Scotland. How odd.
At the end of this hot season, make sure to dig through eBay and gumtree for cheap air conditioning units. They'll save your life next summer
I wish the window in my bedroom opened, computer heats up the room when gaming then due to it being so hot it makes me want to die
It's winter in the southern hemisphere, not really that surprising tbh.
Last year during the heatwave I woke up at 2am, my room was so hot and humid I couldn't sleep.
My window wouldn't open, so I put my flipflops on and walked, in my pyjamas, to my car 15 minutes away, and drove 30 minutes to the nearest 24hrs Tesco
When I got there I asked if they had any fans left, they said no, they've sold out.
I went back to my car and thought, sod it, I'll do my weekly shop. Went back in, staff flagged me down; they had found one single fan in the stock room.
I got home around 4am and had another 3 hours sleep; but it was worth it.
I only get mad when people just sack off the "to"
Like when folk say "I'm going Tesco's" or "I'm going Asda". Seems to be a southern thing
I've only ever heard northerners do this
How about the Yorkshire " t' "?
That's Derby isn't it? Tuh! "Going TUH Asda"
Where do you guys look for jobs?
Indeed, CV-Library, Totaljobs, and if I'm struggling to find anything on those I go to Reed.
Well, I didn't get the job. Maybe I crumpled his hand too much, maybe I wasn't good enough. Not gonna lie I'm pretty fucking bummed out right now and I'm glad it's the weekend cos work is pissing me off and I really could have done with getting that new job.
I need a career change.
Well thanks for not being snarky because I've spent the last 7 hours travelling to nearby cities to "hit the bricks"
In a months time it'll be 4 whole years since I've had a proper paying job.
And here's me worrying about my own CV gap! Tough going out there so all the best of luck.
In Herts it was more common for me to hear "going shop" or "going sainsbury's" than "I'm going to the shop" or the like, don't really think it's a north/south thing.
In French the phrase is "faire du shopping" for casual shopping and "faire les course" for t' big-shop. So you would said "je vais faire du shopping/les course", "I go to do the shopping" or "allons faire du shopping" for "let's go shopping".
This heatwave is going to last a fortnite?
Fuck that, im hunting myself a fan.
up t' tescos
sorry am I mistaken or does the thread title say "frog chat v5: sacre bleu"
I open my windows for an hour and some fat fuck of a fly decides to come in and try to establish air superiority.
Well tough shit you little buzzing cunt, I will hunt you to the death with my zappy racket designed to cook you little bastards because like fuck am I sleeping with you buzzing over me like
Airwolf.
Learn to exit the thing you entered though you shit eating goblin!
i'm the sleeper agent just reporting in i'll be going dark once brexit summons an anti-immigrant wall across the channel
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