Ruin the above user's wish- monkey hand styyle

[Eccentric]

Granted, but the user was already gay, thus the gay spills over to everyone of the opposite sex.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

[Bald & Beautiful]

here you go, i got it from a gas station bathroom's vending machine

I wish I could give a heck.

[Coolgame8013]

No thanks, I got this.

I wish to listen to Johnny Guitar by Peggy Lee

[Ruby_Axe]

Congrats, but now that's the only thing you can listen too, you are now essentially deaf

I wish to end world hunger

[Garry #3]

Wish granted, but you can only speak it to people who don't understand german.

I wish I was dead

[Nerokhan]

Granted, but it's a fragile worthless bootleg.

I wish that the Toys-to-Games genre would evolve into something beyond Skylanders.

[Seth2492]

Granted, they're now making their own Funko-esq toys.

I wish I was less self-conscious.

[Stormbuster]

Granted, you are now always unconscious.

I wish that everyone in the world developed an unconditional love of anchovies.

[Yuzusio]

Granted, but all anchovies in the world have mysteriously disapeared

I wish I could find the actual cable for my laptop

[Coolgame8013]

Granted, humans have now been replaced with sentient anchovies.

I wish for mental strength. ( This reached movie ain't going to finish itself! )

[Garry #3]

Double granted, the charger is broken and your brain becomes physically stronger. Doesn't help your emotional state much though

I wish I had my wish ruined by the next poster.

[Nerokhan]

Granted, but one you screwed over would ram his/her int your house.

I wish for control over planet Mars.

[Alba Meira]

I have been given the big gay, but unfortunately, the big gay becomes contagious, spreadable by even computer. Infection is unavoidable.

I wish I could film YouTube videos.