Australia Thread v7 - a pack of durries and a slab of piss - General

Here at <local council> we pride ourselfes on getting things done which is why we are aiming to have tram line works completed as quickly as possible to lessen the delay on commuters... Wow thats great council how are you going to achieve that while not disrupting the people who live in the residential area along said line? By having the works continue non-stop 24 hours a day o....oh..... THANKS GUYS ITS FINE I DIDN'T NEED ANY SLEEP ANYWAY

Don't forget to vote today NSW peeps.

My entire god damn house is shaking

ipswich hospital fucking sucks. my gf gave birth yesterday after 2 days in the hospital of the doctors and midwives not believing her. right up until she was giving birth they were saying she wasnt ready despite not even checking, so she had to do the whole birth naturally which she didnt want to do. also dont have a baby, the whole experience sucks until after the kid is out.

Try Cessnock City Council; there’s a road I drive on every day to work, and half of the road (literally just a 100m stretch) has been closed for at least 3 months for maintenance. They simply set up temporary traffic lights in lieu of lollipop men, and forgot about it.

But what if you have a pregnant woman fetish?

Wow, I am actually suprised one nation got a seat here in Sydney...

I'm not. Honestly at this point i'm tired of laughing at Queensland as the "conservative and backwards" state, that title firmly belongs to NSW now.

Thread title upgrade please "On the sauce".

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Update on "local council manages to fuck up every time", The past two days have had little to no work being done during the day, but low and behold the literal second it hits 10pm both last night and tonight out of nowhere a ton of trucks and workers show up to make more noise than a freight train. It feels like months have passed since I last slept more than a few hours a night, thank fuck my new job doesn't start till next month. I have no clue how anyone is able to work with this shit.

speaking of SHIT councils I have to go through one suburb on the way to work, and it's a relatively high traffic area. and the dumb cocksuckers have rubbish trucks going between 7.30-8 you know, the time when everyone is fucken trying to get to work. Like in my suburb the trucks are coming at like 5.30-6, which makes WAY more sense. Shit pisses me off

Lmao I drive through gridlocked single lane streets in hills, man fucking garbos just fucking block the road at 6am peak time and the traffic banks back on all the arterials. Dumbest shit out. Why the everloving shit would you go to Ipswich hospital, man I have heard some horror stories from there. Its all in the name tho.

you dont have a choice when you're having a baby and live in ipswich. would have much rather gone to the mater.

Good news. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1755/c1269770-86d4-48b8-9ecc-ac121de36d37/image.png TPG can suck my feminine dick

Any of you boys moved over to knockout? I'm not much of a fan being on two forums..

i was going there initially but it felt kinda pointless while facepunch is still up so i don't visit it anymore and probably won't until facepunch dies.

I say let them get the forums perfect over there and eventually everyone will pile over once garry pulls the switch, it's a great little forum even now but think of what it could become.

Is the majority of the mod team still active on here, or have most of them left?

election coming up soon what kind of irrational reasons will you come up with for voting for the liberal party? strong economy? tradition? religion? remember to do your research and remember that john howard was the worst prime minister we've had in our lifetime.

I'm going to see FriendlyJordie's comedy show entitled "Why John Howard really sucked" on saturday, should be a riot.

why the fuck are there so many backward ass parties. here is a sample of parties running for senate: rise up australia, involuntary medication objectors party, one nation, united australia party, fraser anning's conservative national party, australian conservatives, love australia or leave party and citizens electoral council which is a bunch of conspiracy theorist looneys

get enough protest votes from drongos and you get government funding as an official party, then you can run a """""campaign""""" to spend it

I always find political posting on Facebook around election time fucking hilarious but also depressing

Especially the amount of dense old people who are too scared to think for themselves. LOOKING AT YOU ONE NATION OLD PEOPLE!

I'm so glad I don't have to vote this year, I don't even know who I'd choose

I was like that too the year before i could vote. Then i turned 18 and we started going through prime ministers like nobodies business.

I have voted every year, but it is getting harder and harder to put in a vote that I'm happy with. But I don't like anything I'm hearing about Lib or Labor. And the only small party I would vote for is LibDem, butit's too late for me to register as an overseas vote now anyway.

what are you hear8ng about labor you dont like

At this point the only party I even know any policy for is labor, I don't think I've even seen liberal advertise any of their own over just shitcanning labor. Like I get your farse of a budget "Back in black" is a thing but what else are you planning to do, how do I know if you dont advertise it to me?