Australia Thread v7 - a pack of durries and a slab of piss - General

I'm not sure you understand what being hung from a gibbet entails. Shooting them is a bit redundant.

Yes but the satisfaction of pulling a trigger, of taking a life in a mere instant, to execute someone who can’t keep left unless overtaking... who could say no to that? Hang their carcass from a gibbet after

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-24/commonwealth-bank-and-westpac-axe-atm-fees-for-non-customers/8979250 good

There’s apparently a spot of gastro going around the Hunter Valley. I ate something nasty yesterday so had the shits today, told the boss I wasn’t feeling 100% and she sent me home straight away would have rather used my sick leave for when I’m actually properly sick

wait this was in september 2017 am i missing something here

Good point, let me trace it back

ayy fuck you dogg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1755/2b0d60d7-48b0-4067-9a26-4077182efdea/image.png

I honestly can’t decide whether I’m encouraged or disappointed whenever I see an American on Facepunch try and practice their banter, but the only thing that they ever say is calling someone a ‘mad lad’. Americans should collectively just not fucking try

I prefer the nickname "Mickey D's" over "Maccas"

am i the only one who calls it mcdicks

"Mmmm, i want me some McDicks." Doesn't sound right.

Get fucked

I'll fight you behind the nearby gas station cunt.

They're filming some movie outside my place near brunswick station called The Whistleblower. Sent something in the mail and everything. Wonder if it will be any good.

aussie cinema is usually art student garbage, none of the goood WEIRD shit comes through fucking cultural cringe

It’s called a bloody servo you gun-toting, Bud Light drinking, heart disease riddled fucking American No wonder you call it Mickey D’s. You’re not even Strayan

I also don't drink Australian beer, don't give a fuck about the AFL, and think V8 supercars are retarded.

Fuck I hate Australian cinema, it’s more pretentious and snobby than even French cinema there was something in the news a while back about how they wanted to push for a law that would force services like Netflix to have a higher percentage of Australian films on their catalogue. But fuck that. Just because there’s more Australian shit on Netflix won’t necessarily mean that I want to rip my eyes out by actually watching any of it

wtf? yes it does.

gay

there's a fucking impostor here I don't like it

The poms call it Micky d's or maccies like what sort of crazy shit is that? At least I've convinced my friends calling it maccas is superior

derros: it's maccas yanks: its mickey ds me, a true aussie bloke: its acually mickle dickles

I told my US friend about maccas it's now all he says This thread basically: https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1755/086c1ca3-138e-426e-838b-90f9a91a5c18/e301b03f7a738211661b3260873f2de8ef7309448c68d29fac29e5c232de5d6e.webm

Who the fuck would call if Maccies. What a joke I think we’re just really fucking lazy. We don’t say Mickey D’s because it has three syllables, plus it sounds moronic, and although Maccies has two syllables like Maccas, Maccas just rolls off of the tongue better; marginally less muscle movement to pronounce Maccas than Maccies.

Maccas just sounds better tbh

Straya Law: If it's more than two syllables it gets a nickname

Explain a fucken chicko roll then Thats three

Simple. Don’t be a fuckwit and just call it a fucking chiko, you cheeky cunt

never heard anyone say just "chiko" and ive been to ipswich