Australia Thread v7 - a pack of durries and a slab of piss - General

who tf has eaten a chiko roll in the past two decades lmao

I think I had one five years back lol.

Hey fuck you Youre both unaustralian I had one last week and gave me the runs real bad

guaranteed every place that sells a chiko roll also sells the much superior sausage roll

And an even more superior meat pie.

Chicko rolls are not sausage rolls, theyre big fucken spring rolls.

I know im just saying that ud have to be some big fucking weirdo to choose a glorified spring roll over a sausage roll

trying to find a good doughnut in brisbane, first google result put doughnut time at the top of their list. doughnut time is not fucking good, they are glorified cakes that are too sweet.

Melbourne has Daniel's Donuts, shit is godly They have like a 24\7 hour store in the west also

What’s wrong with just a plain bloody sugar or cinnamon donut from coles or woolies yeah it’s not glamourous, but fuck me; you can’t fuck up a donut by doing too little to it

I thought doughnut time died. And yeah what they were selling was basically cakes. Coles/woolies donuts are good enough imo, and if you want something extravagant go to a place that sells krispy kreme.

7/11 had 24 original krispy cream doughnuts for price of 12 the other week. best diarrhea of my life

Krispy creme fits into the category of cake donuts, i like em bready, doughy.

aw man i remember a shop that made the donuts right in front of your eyes after you made an order, seeing em bob through the fryer and then dunked in sugar, best tasting ones ive ever had. Too back that was in fucking Goulburn

why is it nearly 30 degrees in winter? fuck this shit

It's rained a good 30mm where I am today and last night.

i figured there'd be more posts in here about the shitshow that is parliament and our new PM

happy birthday

Happened on a Friday; as we know with Fridays, half of the nation crack open a VB at 20 to 8 in the fucking morning, and don’t stop day drinking until Monday. Or in other words, we’re still too hungover to care

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/226043/2d639724-78ac-4060-9a58-feb3f217e47b/D1314610-D19D-4EEC-A6AF-668D2AA7BAF2.jpeg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/226043/45dad9ae-0edf-46ac-b2b6-a03c7c4bfc78/E62BF76A-F2D8-44B8-A495-F92B244D606F.jpeg ScoMo’s been getting in on that Betoota Bitter too. Fucking Betoota Advocate lmao

Oh look this thread, neat!

does anyone here ever sip that golden oak? its my new go-to from the bottle o for getting fucked and i have to recommend it to everyone online who isnt going to judge me for my alcoholism

lmao if ur not drinking a 2 litre renmano tawny goon bag every night. amateur.

Fuck I’m getting weak in my old age I’m 23 lmao I had two tinnies of Betoota Bitter before bed last night (at 9PM lmao), and I woke up with a mild hangover this morning Compare that to young, dumb, me who went to school smashed on his 17th birthday after drinking half a bottle of scotch, and probably almost had a heart attack on numerous occasions following vodka red bulls. Drink responsibly kids

I fucken hope couriers please goes out of fucking business. Most useless cunts on earth. I was at fucking HOME and they didn't even bother knocking, just left a card with no details on it in my letterbox and thats fucking it

Just fuck the postage system in general. Everyone loves to say how we have a 7 day economy, but until couriers deliver on weekends when people are actually home, then fuck no we aren’t. DHL couriers do deliver on weekends, so I always go with them if I have the choice

Yeah fuck no post on weekends either, we arent fucken cavemen we have all this shiny technology but they gotta sleep for 2 days a week. Its fucking bad enough that post offices close at like 5pm every day.

thats the dumbest shit. Post offices open at 9 and close at 5 how the FUCK are you meant to post anything if you're working at those times. Same shit with banks, opening at 9:30 and closing at 4, what is this shit?

so im just walking to the beach and then this big ass python just casually crosses the road infront of me. https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/244344/ecd2025e-e530-46bd-9284-30a014a51c8c/IMAG1434.jpg bastard almost made me shit myself until i realized it was a python and not some cunty brown snake

Fark some people are full of themselves Whenever our practice accepts new clients who were with a previous practice, we send that other practice an ethical letter asking if they have any professional objection to us engaging with the client. Standard practice in most professions (accounting, law etc). So I looked up the other practice to find their email and postal addresses, and on the very first page of their practice’s website, there’s a selfie (with a filter) of the practice owner pulling a duck face. I honestly thought I stumbled across the wrong website at first. How could anyone possibly think that’s a good idea, honestly.