https://soundcloud.com/future/andrew-ronck-pretend
nice song
Bought a sprite from McDonald's but apparently the syrup wasn't working so I just ended up with a large cup of sparkling water
I'm not as disappointed as I should be
I went kayaking finally.
it was alright, we went to a lake which was boring, so i kept flipping my kayak so I could get back into it.
Also barbecue-time has begun.
Lake water makes me feel icky.
Will probably post a goofy pick of me later.
isn't time supposed to make things easier
Dont let anyone in ever, they will only break your heart
picture of god
i see this image so many times on a daily basis
thank you
I made this.
i will slay it
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1841/3d249d9b-e594-4412-a95e-752a62226919/DAB7C79E-8864-45C4-90B0-5C1F0A18ED57.jpeg
i never get to eat steak cos my gf doesn't like steak.
I had to get help to finish the steak, 18 ounces is a bit much for me and I like my steak fresh so I’d rather give it to someone than reheat it. I’m pretty proud of it so I’m happy to share. Finally got the cooking right. Cooked at the right temperature for the right amount of time.
fat was soft, not too chewy and it was still a lovely shade of pink in the middle. And I didn’t overdo it on the spice.
im probably never gonna cook such a great steak ever again.
a good steak once a month is awesome, never thought I’d be able to afford it.
holy shit sasha cohen baron's new show "who is america?" just came out.
the first interview is with him playing a disabled veteran interviewing bernie sanders. bernie looked so fucking confused by the end of it.
I wish I could disappear from existence
An unknown stranger could be slapping yout ass while you sleep it never wakes you up so you will never know for certain
slept poorly last night and now my bed's a right mess
second batch of ice cream turned out much better. i added a pile of sweetener to the whipped egg whites which made it sweet enough. one bad thing about it is i used vanilla essence instead of vanilla bean.
im such a piece of shit
what if the wall slapped your ass
Gave my dog scratches and then got simple green on my hands.
They now smell like industrial strength pine scented dog.
my wall slapped my ass but when i slap it back it bites my hand
Well there is that whole responsibility and self-control jawn...
This is America, Dad.
its so absolutely disgustingly fucking hot and humid outside holy fuck im dying
it really is rubbish to be a demon on this bitch of an earth wish i was in warhammer instead.
platinum relics in crash bandicoot are goddam savage
in this house we slap your nuts
where's the scream emoji when i need it
mine next
please no they are Sensitive
A girl grabbed my ass and fingered my bum through my pants today, she stared at me and winked and I just stood there befuddled.
Is this what it's like to be dominated?
what the fuck
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