the last time i wore heelys i got all the ladies wet, hydroplaned, and broke my leg
fix it with bone healing juice
i met 2 guys downtown who were skating and one of them threw their shoe and board and he was bleeding and now they are my friends :3
I feel like I'm drowning lol how do I remove my heart I don't need that shit
give it to me. ill keep it in a box for safe keeping
gn
lmao @ my co-workers who sits 15 minutes extra after the break is over
Spent 11 hours at work when I was scheduled for only 4.
I got blisters on my feet and my calves are burning but money solves all my current life problems so whatever.
They'll be fired soon enough. Most businesses don't tolerate that for very long.
oh yea it's the fourth of july
no wonder the 3rd was busy, I usually buy fireworks and stuff but I guess I forgot this year.
youre underestimating construction companies
mmgagsa
i never thought i had any repressed memories but one came to me a few months ago and i've been thinking about it every now and then since. when i was little, maybe 6 or 7 and me and my brother would bathe together, one of my dad's friends who came over our house all the time used to watch us in the tub and put his hand in the water to push away the soap on top of the water.
i don't remember anything else about it and i haven't asked my brother about it but i remember being really uncomfortable at the time. i don't understand why he was allowed to watch us in the tub all alone.
fucked up how the regional radio airs sex toy ads in the middle of the day, even as early as from the morning through noon
not like most kids would understand what they are anyway
Pretty hard to feel patriotic this 4th.
i keep having this incredibly painful burning feeling in my foot but i don't want to go to the doctor because of how much it costs, especially if it ends up being something that needs treatment
american health care is like, you either die because you didn't pay, or die because you can't afford to pay
I forgot I ordered something from Amazon so today I gave myself a surprise gift. yay
Dude comes to the store, steals something, gets caught by security, then starts begging the guards to not call the police since he's an illegal immigrant without a work or living visa.
Congrats, you got yourself caught. What's the next step of your master plan?
crashing this shop
with no survivors
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/57909/f149ac75-89c9-410b-9e74-00a609b082ef/image.png
I think it’d be cool if the YouTube app looked more like the YouTube Music app:
https://i.imgur.com/3SYD88D.png
grandmother passed away today. probably not going to have a party for 4th of july. knowing my family this will cause another rift.
sigh
button no work????????
New game idea: Manimal Crossing. It's like animal crossing except you make the rest of the townsfolk in your secret laboratory by splicing animal and human DNA to create horrible monstermen.
https://youtu.be/ybTvk9fb0p0
there's boogie in my butt and it's time for an enema
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WAYT: I cant believe its already July
