I was wondering when I'll have the excuse to upload this:
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/107061/798006c0-c1d6-4237-bebf-b116d6bac0a1/Vasectomy.jpg
Wondering if anyone has a screencap/link of some 4chan/greentext stories involving tabletop roleplaying misadventures I saw a while back:
-One about a game with one guy with incredibly muscular stats helping a thief rob a store with a distraction that ends up killing the shopkeeper with one punch via lucky dice roles, said shopkeeper turning out to be the campaign's big bad in disguise, and making the GM pissed he has to throw out all his plans
-One where the players were persuaded into playing a Care Bears campaign by their GM and compelled to stay in-character by keeping all conversation, gameplay or not, in Care Bears-friendly language that gnawed on the players/OP's psychie, the twist being at the end where the GM tosses their Care Bear characters into a violent warzone and revealing the players were actually playing Vietnam soldiers whose LSD was wearing off.
If not those, then just feel free to post whatever funny roleplay stories you have/find anyways.
Actually, that first one is from Oldpunch:
https://i.imgur.com/pva4Gwo.png
Also, a full album of more roleplay stories (can’t remember who exactly made it, but I do remember it was a Facepunch user): https://imgur.com/a/Ir82G