Another idea: Find at least a two-story building, make a razor wire noose, tie the end to something heavy, stick your head in the loop, super glue your hands to your head and jump out the window, and when they find your body, it’ll look like you ripped your own head off like a bad ass.
Old Gold:
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Thank goodness he's got a friend in front of him ready to help him.
Crisis averted
Seconding this. If you fancy watching a pragmatic, no nonsense albeit borderline psychotic character have to be thawed into a functional human being, give it a look. Also gore.
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