I'm reminded of the barbarian I once had in my party who thought it was in everyone's best interest to charge into the gelatinous cube and very nearly died as a result.
In his defense, his intelligence score was like 6.
That reminds me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thf2EwVAxzk
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_pcge18k6Md1vnscun.mp4
You're not a real gamer unless you do this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dj1LokfUUAA2Zn3.jpg
https://twitter.com/MarsCuriosity/status/893579050337222656
He's not singing, sorry
Fun fact:
That article is wrong
It only sung it once, on its first birthday then never again. (in an interview with the people that run it, they said it takes a huge amount of time and effort to get simple commands to it, it's not like just popping off an email. They have to have meetings about every little movement and instruction it does as it has a limited lifespan.)
Now it just sits there.
in complete silent isolation.
away from everything and everyone who could ever love.
slowly dying a lonely death on a lonely planet.
Happy birthday Little Rover!