Some actual funny content:
https://twitter.com/xforcades2/status/1022626162307198976?s=19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IznCjaeJdQ
The worst ones are when you have earbuds that are designed with a retractable cable that works by pulling on it. I've never used that feature intentionally, only when it gets snagged on a wider variety of things than regular earbuds (cause now there's a weight in the middle of the cord). If you're lucky, it'll only get ripped out of your ears. If not, it'll unplug itself from the phone and chin you with a fast moving chunk of plastic. Worst $5 I've ever spent.
https://i.imgur.com/4AW5GAI.jpg
Usually for my headphones I just use the official Iphone ones. Though I do very rarely end up getting snagged on the door and that's a bitch when it happens.
Pluck of the Draw
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Kratos is good at puzzles.
God of War II