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Just ate like about 80% of a 3,458kg watermelon. I ate the seeds too Am I going to die from this?
accept your destiny and consume the entire watermelon become watermelon man, the hero the world doesn't really need but appreciates anyways
lol will twitch make a statement about this huge blunder? https://twitter.com/Slasher/status/1033461499564568576
this break is gonna be really good for me, already feel renewed merely six hours later lol
Hello .
YUS! Got another day off.
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How's everyones weekend so far?
soooo good
ive spent the past 10 minutes hysterically laughing at a shitty fucking meme and i've never felt more ashamed
i hate you
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlfbIaIU0AA8mMu.jpg:large eat my ass team fork
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I've managed to avoid drowning
BOKU NO DEBIRUMAN DA
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Finally killed that fuckin cricket that had been living in my basement for almost a week Goodbye you noisy insectoid motherfucker, rest in piss
dont kill em theyre innocent they just want to cricc
DEBIRUMAAAAAN Latest YuGiOh Abriged episode is amazing.
good night my friends this is first day of the week i get to sleep without worrying about waking up early shit succs
I really love the feeling of crunching my nuckles loudly feel like the incredible hunk
HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GET OUT OF THAT JABRONI OUTFITS
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283226327883186177/483195266334457867/image.jpg you fucking SERIOUS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M_jQDLNAGg
i think my brain is starting to agree that things are actually getting better
A post a day keeps the laziness away.
An inside source told me my boss and co-workers are talking shit about me. Telling how a lazy, bad-mouthed and irresponsible worker I was. I'm absolutely mad, they are lying instead of talking it to me, or addresing it via cellphone. Now I just hope they don't make more lies and use the information of my CV for nefarious purposes.
God, it's rare when I actually have a bad sandwich, but when it happens, it's the most disappointing thing in the world. You come in hungry and at least expect you can make the ingredients somewhat work together into something tasty, and then... Dry, stale bread. Dry, tough chicken with no flavor. Out of honey mustard or even barbecue sauce, and only a tiny amount of plain mustard. Barely any cheese to put on it. No lettuce. Even some fresh tomatoes (which I ended up happily eating separately) couldn't help. Ugh. Just wrapped most of the thing up and threw it in the fridge. I'm sure my brother will scarf it down when he goes foraging.
hello 🐶
anyone else remember someone they used to know and then can't get them out of their head for days
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