Not only that, they're born at the end and Bethesda already announced an expansion that focuses on his twin daughters
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/ec8dd839-eb68-421b-a660-74159801776d/thotpatrol.jpg
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/c8696e93-b7b0-4561-9e9f-b5e3ed9a2ab4/thotpantstrol.jpg
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/db27b6b3-d9d9-4ba3-9594-5106820a14ca/thotbikepatrol.jpg
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/223311/bcb03155-31f5-47e3-a70a-60ef5a669fec/thot_patrol.jpg
choose your appearance
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/c1bc9565-ffaa-4b82-a411-f3af5daa2860/HitlersManyFaces.png
choose your class
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/f36fb0a0-a5c2-4e01-8d9f-4c756696f052/xIsVqLS.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1UgSIvXWE
Being a virgin and being celibate are different things, doomguy could have had so much demon poon that he swore all sex off for killing instead.
This is not the face of an Incel. Neither of them are. Stop.
Also DOOM Guy might be BJ's great-grandson or something anyways.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/doom/images/2/2e/DoomslayerDoomguyarmorface.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180203132926
Hdoom is canon confirmed.
https://i.imgur.com/ik4b9Nq.png
Oh jeeeeeesus
Well, Doomguy is actually celibate... Meanwhile Blazko has at least two kids.
Yeah, Doom Guy could be a Pope candidate.
Here's Cmdr Keen btw for anyone who doesn't know.
https://i.imgur.com/Ia7MqKY.png
This is Doomguy's father/grandpappy.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/c3e448f590380c22fad605af100ddebb/tumblr_n4umvsHUMz1rmsjpco1_640.png
https://78.media.tumblr.com/3eab4016e71ee2b86ca335d01ac91923/tumblr_inline_nqw313Z8r11ql1io2_540.jpg
remember the alamo
https://hugelolcdn.com/i/541469.jpg
well no, doomguy had a kid, and has therefore canonically fucked at least once
Not only that, he also used to be a top dog PKer on runescape back in like 04-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoaZKvLofo
It's sad to see how far people can fall
Does anyone have that one gif of a dog awkwardly accepting food from someone and being confused about it.
Wait when was this? I may have to revise some of my timeline theories.
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